who got the illest punchlines

Shit please!
Im in control of this game
Enter through the back door ona search for the strange
I'll go to work for the minge
I'll go ta bat for the twins
AFTER the menage- I'll go repent for my sins

I take action first- and ask questions later
I ally over fools like motherfuckin skater
Hey-WAVE HER
DOWN
Hold up- Let me get out
Let me hola at this broad for a while
Marinate on this -while- I- roll
The biggest fuckin joint -you eva seen before
Yeeeeeeeeeep- that sticky icky icky icky icky
Last name -Williams- First name- Ricky
Shits about ta get Tricky- so hand me my Mickey
Cause thats what I need
Yes indeed- this shits nifty

The home of the stoned
The land with the weed
Man right now -
I posess -so much of the Chi

I'm somthin like THE ONE
cheeta speed -Im fast
I never stick around- when I'm gettin harased
Ass's get chapped- and so do lips
I bust through ribs - bust in-to cribs
Best believe- motherfucker- these words- I dont mince

Theres not a chance -like zero percent
I'm comin for the rent- you best ta climb out the vent
You'll see me later unless I see you first- I'm bent
I pull you outta the dirt like some goddam lent

All aboard the train tracks- choo choo
Runnin -whistlin- fuckin with- the voodoo
You dont know -who- you
Have encountered- ya coward
By the power
I like ta keep it bloody and raw and just little bit sower
As I
I methodically break shit down- just like jet fuel in the towers[/i][/i][/i][/i][/i]

damn you peoples got nothing
cept for the nigga bassic,
look to the left,
oh shit... now aint that something,
coincidences that my name be the same as this kid who spits so much fire
hes hosing it with the diesel, ignite..
er,
i stutter, sh sh sh, shut you down cold, a bank in winters.
then i melt you till you flow like the grease in my liver.
get it? im skinny, you got no flow, oxymoron tho
cuz im the fattest rhyming asian with the hottest flow

it it it, add the H's im hitting you up like Pacman
stuttering, my verse knocks your mouthguard,
i ll have you so scared that you leave it on all day till your mouth sore.
keep a bunch in your pocket, just incase i strike, clock,
ima have the crowd all cuckoo when i hit you with my illest shot
my illest rhyme,
bitch i aint a dictionary.
but i just define, the true meaning of prodigy and originality, derived from original - adj
i got my mouth dragging cuz my words got so much swagga kid,
i need me some morphine shit
it wont fit in my mouth,
so sick, i got you sucking my dick at thirteen bitch.

o and

fish


... nice spitting