who got the illest punchlines

who in this forum can spit the illest punch lines


lets see what ya'll got

i punch lines like tyson was doin coke

you already know what my game is about
brains and im out
like the toothpaste my aim is for your mouth

wanna c wat im talkin bout
then ima tear ur eyes out
n throw em in my mouth

you think you know me
ya you do
i slept with your mom thats how we got you

I kill pickles with a sicle cuz he ain't worth a nickel
I can use many different weapons and I am actin fickle
I can murder you with the magnum or the sniper rifle
I keep it capitalist while you just keep it tribal
Third world country na third class rappers
I steal your resources and I do it with laughter
I'm a velociraptor chompin on goons like mincemeat
face it mothafuckcas you lost, you've been beat

this forum shud subtrac manyac
before i tie him down to a train track
choo choo here it com, im lyrically doo doo dumb
im on the green like croutons, u ntn but a crumb
leave ya eye swollen, lookin like a plum
to my lyrics u shud succumb...
homo we all kno u suk-cum
the mak hard like rok, u soft like chewed gum
bitch bak away from the keyboard
im grimier than pond scumb
420-24/7, call me green thumbs
but i'll make em red as i gouge ur eye
abandon ur dream of becommin a rapper
cuz my flow got u flushed like ur in my crapper

ill take mc's n hammer dem till dey got more down time then 2pac n biggie

MD man you make no sense your so weak your punchlines are limp

my punch lines r limp i dont walk wit a cane n im still ur pimp

emergency it's an emergency scapels on the bullets let them commit heart surgery

yo ill come at your dome
like the new orlean saints home
scrappin dudes with violence
my words put them to silence
lyrically i am not enlightened
got you chokin on your words worst the dudes that are frightened
cuz you come at me
ima make your face bleed
im all up in your head like you havin a dream
comin at you with tactics like john madden
you should call me coach of a team
you aint hard you softer than coffee cream
from starbucks
keep pushin my buttons you runnin out of luck
but anyway
i could get you anyday
just like a can of paint i will let my gat spray
get laid and come back and show
you the type of dude to give a boy some blow
my words are venom when i spit you start to foam
and you cant see me cuz im brighter than chrome

your a stand up guy
rhyme hi with with bye
to a doc suess rap
why do you try
eeny, meeny, miny, moe
which fuckin line will i unfold
run to the shed grab a shovel
once to my head n once to my nose
forgive me for my brain runs a lil slow
had to bring myself down to you level
ahh no i didnt... umm just joking
got the game locked up n your still strokin'
butcha so clever, ya really really are
i seen you last night when i was at the bar
you were out side justa sittin in ur car
you ran outta gas so ya couldnt to far
so i got anoter glass, lauged at the fact
took ya gurl home and beat up the cat
kicked her out my house but she took out my trash
and i just wanna know how you feel about that?

this cat is a joker
but ill piss on him worse than gettin sprayed with a super soaker
got me spittin poison from my mouth
rah32 needs to watch out for i come to his house
got him creepin in self pity and dismay
i already know who you are bitch like the CIA
im takin hostages like terrorists
i shred niggas like cheddar cheese by puttin them through embarassment
im consistent like a stalker puttin a chick through sexual harrassment
betta watch ya car ill put a molotov in your gasket
have your girl do it for me just so i could watch her blast it
have you in the car so i could put you in your casket
let me burn you alive
just to see if you could survive
chop you up dice you up like you are some chives
your crew is full of more pussys than a mormon and his wives
my lyrics are sharp like a bag full of knives
Rah stands for retarded animal humper
and the 32 is x amount of animals which is the number
youre verses are more jagged than a piece of lumber
my verses will strike you down like lightning and thunder
flow make you awestruck cuz you cant wonder
my lines will get a girl pregnant man give me a rubber
when it comes to rap im just like a mental patient, classified cutter
so dont come near me ill slice through your words just like butter
humiliate you like jews
make you walk in the gutter
im t'in off like tiger words man give me the putter

word

mak say here to blow this ish out tha water
lyrical genocide, cuz i spit slaughter
to get this fly u need ta cop a helicopter
my wit sharper than a great whites choppers
chillin amongst the angels, call us cloud hoppers
Say's a big mak and yall ntn but whoppers
rhymes made of gold and yall stuck wit copper
y yall bitches trippin like acid droppers
is it cuz my rhymes r jus too proper
cuz yall stuck starin like window shoppers

yall dudes got punch lines like its crunchtime in preschool
yall bars look like throwup on an easel
ill beat you with an eagle that just carried off in its mouth my beagle hound as it headed south with its whole head in its mouth
ill throw my keds at ya house then walk up in thongs toss you around and steal all of your bongs
so when you hear rock and roll music you wont even be able loose it youll be feelingless like an abused kid
dont even try to mention to me about whips my shit is cripplin
and dog i dont really want you to see the white mans whip again

word?
yea u just heard,
the rest, im da best,
putting bulletholes in ur chest,
im fresher than Zest,
an u lookin like a mess,
i spit a punchline, everytime i rhyme,
never wasting time,
i tear u up like wolverine,
close ur eyes kid this is the horror scene,
im not mean,
im just fucked up in the head,
i was fucked up when i did ur girl in ur own bed....


yea i punch-lines in ur face,
leaving u dazed,
im bruce lee an u chuck norris,
u at work wondering where ur girl is,
dont u worry she with me,
blowing up the D,


hahaha...
my words hit u like icicles,
an tear u into lil particles,
crazier then mardy grauss,
bitch im da bosss....

nice haircut, fat face waste of a one night affair bitch you think youre fearless but listen hear kid i kno dudes that will hold your face to good years and peel out till ur teeth r reeled out ya mouth. all you faggots ryme but you make lines shine like shit in the dark i tried to listen but shit i just kept noddin the fuck off they shoulda left ya dumbass past excluded from the arc but naw your fat faced fuckin tortoise mom made a sordid issue about wantin to come along now were stuck on earth with kids that got noses the size of red bell peppers and you wonder what the hell you did to deserve this hell that got ur asshole opened like a seashell relly you never did anything at all you didnt even come raw, ill rip your fuckin balls off and shove em all up in your mouth and jaws punch you in the face to come back fake you out then go down south and slam hits quick to your dick leave you feeling like you about to shit ya self. put your fake wanna be hits back on the shelf

man u wrote so much ur a bore,
im bouts to get rated R blood an gore,
my rhymes is so fuckin hard core,
knock u down to the floor,
this is fuckin war,
u want respect, u got guts,
here why dont u suck, d-snuts....


hahahaaha

calm down daniel your lines are a mess
50 CENT rhymes better and he took bullets to the chest
whats with the hair cut looks like a bird nest
looking nerdier then Advance placment test
your lines they bore me the put me to rest
but check it i dont mean death

you rap like a retard high on meth
who was beat by his mother and born with a clef
dont need to go on cuz nuff been said
if i got to settle beef your sheets be turning red
so re read what i just said
and do us all a favor and put a bullet in your head

Y'all Scientific Punchlines...they don't mean shit...you'll be in this game ....an then be out like Canibus...an battlin.... only works for 2 minutes...before mothafucka wanna call you a gimmick...An you got Skillz? ... Well so do Jae Millz...an he shook hands wit Puff...so wheres his deal?...Oh I know... LOST.... in the rumor mills....an you can pop pills!...black out!...wild out!...but that pub only works for EM or Amy Whinehouse...an that beef shit... can get you consumed...wit bullets wounds...that'll mortal you soon...an those plain clothes cops... we know they aint Goons....NiGGA!

RMJ...just the initials to my name...Get at me..