Tha's dece', fam! "What's good?" Don't ask ME, man!
Just 'cause i'm tha "master of tha universe," like "HE-MAN!"
If you could be ANY man, you'd wanna be ME, man!
I'll connect wit' EVERY punchline! Got 'em askin', "How long can HE STAND?!"
Look at Matt, he's an asshole like them crack-heads from EAST-VAN!
I'm not a monster, but yea', I AM a "BEAST-MAN!"
I may be an asshole, but ATLEAST AN honest one!
You can call me a nerd, but i'm tha strongest one!
Have you ever recieved a death-threat? This'll be tha longest one!
I'm not right in the head, in fact, i'm the wrongest one!
This is tha free-style to free styles! If you in bad health, cest le vie-style!
Check this out, this is me-style! You can't beat my "raw as meat"-style!
This ain't that "straight-off-tha-street"-style! This is the one 'n only elite-style!
The only "my-style-is-better-than-your(s)"-style! Your "free-for-all"-"whore"-style!
Looks like your "I don't care anymore"-style! You see? My key's are more wild!
Like a monkey, 'n to think,.. this is your child!
Just 'cause i'm tha "master of tha universe," like "HE-MAN!"
If you could be ANY man, you'd wanna be ME, man!
I'll connect wit' EVERY punchline! Got 'em askin', "How long can HE STAND?!"
Look at Matt, he's an asshole like them crack-heads from EAST-VAN!
I'm not a monster, but yea', I AM a "BEAST-MAN!"
I may be an asshole, but ATLEAST AN honest one!
You can call me a nerd, but i'm tha strongest one!
Have you ever recieved a death-threat? This'll be tha longest one!
I'm not right in the head, in fact, i'm the wrongest one!
This is tha free-style to free styles! If you in bad health, cest le vie-style!
Check this out, this is me-style! You can't beat my "raw as meat"-style!
This ain't that "straight-off-tha-street"-style! This is the one 'n only elite-style!
The only "my-style-is-better-than-your(s)"-style! Your "free-for-all"-"whore"-style!
Looks like your "I don't care anymore"-style! You see? My key's are more wild!
Like a monkey, 'n to think,.. this is your child!