Law Abiding Citizen

H'okay... Might as well QUIT RAP CHUMP cause like an 'std' I'm SICK AS FUCK! And now Crime'll prolly claim I got 'Gay Bars' but I won't play this 'Faggots Game' so he'll never PICK 'JACK' UP!! Me though? Might as well call me 'Tony' my LINES REALLY ARE GREAT! And one look at Crime's pic? This GUY'S SILLY! GONE SPRAY? Nah but 'Jacks' are known for 'Liftin Shit Up', so I'll "Pick Up The Pump"... And guess what? CRIME REALLY DOES PAY!! Yeah it's true, and only 'Burners You're Touchin?' ...CLEARLY IN YA KITCHEN MAN, or 'PEELIN' HIM SOME SPLIFFS AND GRAMS! Cause only way 'Crime'll Pop...?' is DEALIN WITH A PRINGLE CAN!! Plus ya EIGHT BARS HARM ME? Nope, this faggot? Please! 'JKLMNO/J/K! Yellin Fo' Men, Oh?' like the 'Alphabet In Order!' I'll "Scalp Ya And Then You're Uh"... Gettin my punches! They ROCK YA CHEEK, FACE AND... I'll "Even Shred Ya Spine!" Then you'll be 'Needin Help For Crime' like a SWAMPED POLICE STATION!! Checked his page, saw he was GRIPPIN ON SOME COCKS, then I saw this dude HINTIN TO HIS CROTCH! Reminded me of a PIMP AND THEN HIS FLOCK, so I realized I had to 'Call Crime Out' like a CITIZEN ON WATCH... WENT AND TIPPED THE MODS, Pointed out that he was GIVIN THEM JOHN'S JOBS!! Plus I'ma 'Drop Crime' like a DECREASE IN HOMICIDE! Jack's 'Blowing Crime Up' like 'War Tactics'... RELEASIN BOMBS AND I'VE already got 'Crime In The Bag' like RECEIVING GANJA! ...TWICE!!

Battle form. Written to Crime. LOL! Keystyle. EZ.

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