Yo who'z dwn to battle man!!!!??

First come first to get served bitches . . . im prepared to battle the first person who responds to this - if more than one person replies im just gnna reply to the first and ignore the second so i dnt want ppl commin and disturbin shit yh?

Switch man get off that dick danmm
U got no flow got no spit do the game a favour
quit the rap shit
cause im rhymin on this
its a verbal assasination
a lyrical hit
So inhale it dont choke
trick ya spit dumb shit
all u do is run bitch

Me in the game is doin it a favor
ask ya girl when you get home she'll tell u what i gave her
all i do is run bitch?
Meet me gun n the clip, ,like a lazy fat dude vk aint runnin from shit
lilLoc still a virgin, still runnin from clits, bitch
Jus stand at the plate and take everything i pitch, listen quick
talk shit get lit with the semi-auto matic
dont no this dude but ive already had it
time for the guerilla war tactics, one blow to the dome sure to blow the roof off ya attic
ya hear that lilLoc
BLATT BLATT BLATT, after you beg for mercy maybe then i will stop
-vk

VK keep on testin
as i was readin ya shit i loaded the Smith and Weson
getcha moms to give ya pleasn as ya leave the door
il asker what she said cause i always fuck tha whore
Ya moms workin the conrners for me
if she racks in the money maybe il giver a line of some C
I dont pitch shit i just spit it
Ull never cause Lil loco beggin for mercy
Ull have to put me in the hurse G
wait a minute excuse me u anit a g
cause a real g neva drops to his kness ive fucked ya 3 times
only one ya spit ons not even at u
why u actin foo?
I drink my bacardi straight up
u a lil bitch need some pepsi in ya cup
so take me like 151 with no chasa i gotta machete now il give ya facelift

Yes vk will keep on testin
Take a seat with a writting utencil because your about to get a lesson
Im comin stricktly off the top of the head
Fucked ya mom, through her off the top of the bed
Ill stop when ya dead
Actually right before so i can laugh at you instead
Fucked me 3 times? Weres the no homo?
Fucked with vk OOOPS that was a NO NO
I dont know what your up to lilLoc but you better quit it
Because my spot is locked around the top like a fitted
Yes im in it to win the belt
and aint about to stop till my presence is felt
You beating me isnt realistic, im slick quick
Go ahead spit ya shit bitch

vk thinks his shits terrific
its deplorable
A pussy on the mic
spittin shit thats just horrible
Horrific- unbeleivable- a bad train wreck
Take a ticket and a seat- check the president elect

I neva give respect- less its deserved
I'm sorry vk- you just didnt make the curve
You havnt passed a class
You aint punched no ticket
I'm a baller motherfucker- I'll beat your ass at cricket

You need ta find a nitch kid- somthin ta hang your hat on
You dont wanna fuck with me- I'm ready ta get my gat on
Speaking verbally of course- I'm just too much
Your words absurd to me kid-SHUT UP and hush!

Its ironic- how much- I be on it
The beat that is- its a rejuvinating tonic
I flaunt it- the skills that is
I pop- I fizz
I'm gettin down with your miss- hookin up with your sis

This the beginnin-neverending journey
I'll have your ass layed up- shippin out ona gourney
You kinda wormy
A little bit slimmy
You know where you can find me
Covertly rollin up behind THE

PROFEESO smash like HULK do
Lyrically revoke you
Prok and Pode you
You know you supposed to
Understand that- stand back-and watch rap

Hands up- face down to the ground
I encourage vk not to make a- fuckin sound
Be weary- I'm ruthless
Leave ya toothless -
Like a dumb ass blonde
Your ass is clueless

Now I'm move this in another direction
Blindside your vehicle in the middle of the intersection
You should get with the introspection
You know -your inner self
I'ma whip out my belt and leave ya spotted with welts[/i]

vk slaughters kids the act is booked
So fish187 get the fuck off my hook
throw some lemon sauce over the top, thats the way i like em cooked
this niggas shook
enemies? ya better off being a friend of me
your lucky were over the computer and i dont know your identity
Lyrical diss to wear on ya ego is what this verse is meant to be
flows so cocky
step in my path get boxed like rocky
Its VK
Ya gunna need more than a belt to stop me

VK runnin ya mouth
got nothin but shit ta say
so take my advice
stay in ya area codes homles
i wont have to pull a MJ n cut of ya nose
cause i get Gully N Grimey
Try me il putcha in the ground
double duece ta ya head
pull tha triggas 5 times now ya dead
Fed
X ya body to ya family

Yall are all terrible compared to me.... and this is why

I'm like D-fish in the clutch
throwin threes up
like tiger woods when he tees up
and my opponents just tend to freeze up
like they got a mouth full of deez nutz
talking shit like two girls one cup
that two + one which equals three
I can take yall to school whenever i please
because yall ain't nothing but square roots you see
multiply you by you just to get me
and i know yall's diction is fiction
just a mental invention
hoping people will gather around and listen
but now you got some unwanted attention
bringing nothing but a-game to the competition
and i'm always pimpin
I ain't fat but i like a late night snack
i'm talking about a perfect ten on her back
pussy so tight i gotta cover my dick in shrink wrap
And like a pump action shotgun
i'm spraying bullets for cum
fucking your bitch like a re-run
because she already knows what to expect from me son
now you know she didn't break up with you for no reason
i was the back door man doing the pussy pleasin
next group please... for the contract killer
i'm talking six figures
spitting out lyrics off a tongue like a hair trigger

Ajax... Aka Fresh meat... Aka a fresh beat
yall all got my lyrics on lease
Because everything yall said has all been done by me
like yall writing my biography
with telepathic psychology
or maybe just walked in on the act
like last night when your mom was on top of me
there ain't nothing stopping me
what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object
Me.... the subject
of your attention
drawing crowds like a porn convention
pulling a usain bolt
like a bullet from a colt
never lost a lead
and never wasn't a number one seed

anyone thinking about responding.... please expect to get let down.... you can't beat me

Yo yo, yall niggas be scared now that i'm in here
yall better dipset or stay shaking in fear.
roses are red, pansies are white,
leave the rappin to me and go fly your big bird kite.
yall like the little kids in my basement,
after i'm done with you, you will need a replacement
so sit down on the bench,
take notes
or i'll come at you with my pipe wrench.
i rape you like i rape goats.
and little kids.
but still my sex goes to the one with the highest bid

yay i win!!!! victory!!! tastes so sweet!

you are obviously trying to be a joke.... and if not... well then your rap sucked balls

also.... of all the raps i have seen on this site up to this point have me convinced i'm the best on here........ bunch of retard rappers... so if someone really wants to respond please do. But like i said earlier... prepare to be dissappointed

i'm about to take this south
taking crap, ya better wipe ur mouth

cuz if u r a butt face
the ur intestines would be ur brains
and your mouth would be crack

then all through the nation
i bring constipation
no take backs.