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    Post by DeeKay Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:59 pm

    I'ma give it to you straight, if you see my on the street
    you betta leave or be prepared to accept defeat
    cause i get crazier than a fat bitch who hasn't ate in six weeks
    and turns into a coyote with razor sharp teeth
    when she sees a little bitch thats as good as fresh meat
    and when i get on a fresh beat i just can't be stopped
    it gonna take three times than what it took to get 2pac popped
    and if theres one reason that i can't be knocked
    its cause i make you look worse than the time you got cock blocked
    but don't hate it, you have to love it and embrace it
    either way you look at it your eventually gonna face it
    and if not, come at me and get your face split
    in half with a machete faster than Jason did it
    so don't question me, i'm tired of people testin me
    i'm faster on a trigger than John Wayne in a western movie
    but lets be real thats not my image, thug life, yo i don't live it
    but it's no gimic, before you accept shit you gotta give it
    shit ain't free and i ain't rich so i live my life to the best of my abilities
    i rap about what i see and feel and make fun of celebrities
    like Britney Spears use to have some nice big tits
    but shes so crazy she'd probably trade em' in for a nice big dick
    she already thought she was a man
    added a few pounds and shaved her head
    someone check, i bet she doesn't shave her legs
    and then Lindsay Lohan use to be hot till she did a flip flop
    got invloved with that gay DJ trying to make it in Hip Hop
    but shes making her real career when her lips lock
    on Lindsay's fire crotch!!!!
    but i ain't crazy, your crazy if you think Satan really made me
    i just say shit crazy to make you people hate me
    but on the real you don't like my shit, i'ma choke you like the New York Mets
    using the same piece of paper i used to wipe my ass wit
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    Post by $nowy Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:46 pm

    Yo DK, ur rhymes aint crazy,
    shit if u took two pills u still wudnt phase me.
    Im a rhyming magician, I take ur girl to the kitchen,
    man i love that gud head, u know im bout my bread,
    gouda, gwap, im so fresh to death, and you, ur just not!
    I take my time, to write this rhyme,
    n ima destroy it like im Optimus Prime,
    shit i bet u never heard an Autobot spitin a line.
    I come on time, but never to class,
    im puffin my dro slow, bitch relax!
    Peach Optimo im blowin fire like a dragon,
    bitch im just smokin, what r u provokin?
    Fuck the Mets, its all about the Giants,
    SFC to death, we got pride in
    the orange and black, always stay strapped,
    and if u take a step closer, u gunna hear the hand clapp.



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    Post by Manyac Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:48 pm

    Fuck all you third class rappers, lackin so much spit
    Thinkin you can produce hits but you can't take a fist
    A knuckle sandwich to the face and then I break ya wrist
    Get like Manyac I'm so cold I'm sick
    Pop you suckas with a pistol, then blast you with the missile
    I'm the greatest emcee damn I'm so superficial
    Your bitch blows me like a whistle as my thumbs do the thwittle
    It's that easy for a mack, I'm big, your little
    Riddle me this, and riddle me that
    Whose so raw and whose so whack
    Damn I'm crisp, I'm such a cool cat
    Just remember the name Mr. Manyac
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    Post by Mak $AY Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:15 pm

    only one true 415 king
    and he jus stept in the ring
    so hand me the belt
    or get done like a candle, i'll make ya ass melt
    fists on fire so call me ken
    ur bitch loves the cock so she must b a hen
    come on my friend
    ur annual salary in one day i spend
    cant copy mak say cuz i aint no trend
    jus clever wit rhymes, makin words bend
    fittin together like a puzzle
    my spit too ferocious someone gimme a muzzle
    rabid rottweiler
    i'll show u the rap method man but no rockwilder
    i rap wilder, pop ya like apple cider
    u caught in my web of words and ima fukin spider
    so scared of me when i seek u, ur a hider
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    Post by $nowy Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:07 pm

    Manyac wrote:Fuck all you third class rappers, lackin so much spit
    Thinkin you can produce hits but you can't take a fist
    A knuckle sandwich to the face and then I break ya wrist
    Get like Manyac I'm so cold I'm sick
    Pop you suckas with a pistol, then blast you with the missile
    I'm the greatest emcee damn I'm so superficial
    Your bitch blows me like a whistle as my thumbs do the thwittle
    It's that easy for a mack, I'm big, your little
    Riddle me this, and riddle me that
    Whose so raw and whose so whack
    Damn I'm crisp, I'm such a cool cat
    Just remember the name Mr. Manyac

    Manyac u may be a shark, but i am a tiger,
    got the heart of a bear and fists of a fighter.
    Attack you bare, fisted and all,
    yo body will soon look, like a fuckin ragdoll.
    Pealing off the curb in a cloud of smoke,
    Tires burning rubber, man i gotta toke.
    As my minds leaning sideways, on that purple,
    Im feelin like, my names steve urkle.
    The light hits yellow, so i hit on that gass,
    neva gunna stop, i just blast past.
    Behind me are, the blue and red,
    but im never gunna stop for a fucking fed.
    Yeah some call me crazy, just like Swazye,
    my minds all hazy, but none of u will eva phaze me.
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    Post by Mak $AY Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:21 pm

    sniff snowy like scarface
    then scar his face through windshield of a car
    my mind, gone so fukin far call me jafar
    better yet im aladdin
    flyin thru the sky on purple satin
    call me puff the magic dragon
    swag u laggin
    mines in the wagon
    being steered by two horses
    behind us ur body is draggin
    pockets so heavy, pants cant help but stay saggin
    about my money i cud never stop braggin
    about ur money i cud never stop laughin
    head stay high in the tree say im giraffin
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    Post by $nowy Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:37 pm

    Mak $AY wrote:sniff snowy like scarface
    then scar his face through windshield of a car
    my mind, gone so fukin far call me jafar
    better yet im aladdin
    flyin thru the sky on purple satin
    call me puff the magic dragon
    swag u laggin
    mines in the wagon
    being steered by two horses
    behind us ur body is draggin
    pockets so heavy, pants cant help but stay saggin
    about my money i cud never stop braggin
    about ur money i cud never stop laughin
    head stay high in the tree say im giraffin

    Id never hid from a mak lik say,
    Im right here rapping, but shit ur still gay!
    I aint gunna be scared of no bob saget,
    ur the same person, cept hes white and u r a faggit.
    U can stay huffin, and puffin all day,
    but this is my game, u should learn how to play.
    Comeon little doggy, u kno u cant fight,
    ur a whole lot of bark, but just no bite.
    So im sitting here waiting,
    waiting for this clown,
    ill battle u any day, ill take u down.
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    Post by Mak $AY Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:56 pm

    ur lyrics so plain
    it make generic look original
    my rhymes kills, im a lyrical criminal
    ur rhymes r minimal
    and im controllin ur mind cuz i rap subliminal
    so come on snowy lets see if u can stand the heat
    i got this bitch ass snowman turnin to a puddle at my feet
    barz as solid as concrete
    i can snap urs in two like pencils
    my flow sprays weak emcees like a stencil
    this off the mental, i earned my rap credential
    call this bitch shirley cuz im at his temple
    causin him migraines
    cuz i spit fukin fever
    u claim to spit fire
    well say hello to ether
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    Post by ktw Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:59 am

    Mak $AY wrote:ur lyrics so plain
    it make generic look original
    my rhymes kills, im a lyrical criminal
    ur rhymes r minimal
    and im controllin ur mind cuz i rap subliminal
    so come on snowy lets see if u can stand the heat
    i got this bitch ass snowman turnin to a puddle at my feet
    barz as solid as concrete
    i can snap urs in two like pencils
    my flow sprays weak emcees like a stencil
    this off the mental, i earned my rap credential
    call this bitch shirley cuz im at his temple
    causin him migraines
    cuz i spit fukin fever
    u claim to spit fire
    well say hello to ether
    i see everyone been freestylin at they best
    but ima come so hard till i put ya freestyles in a cast
    i been gone fa week and im still da best
    like 20 new raps but dey suck ass
    im da chittown goon and feel da pain
    yall da sidekicks but im da main
    i thouhgt by a week yall would be betta but still no gain
    my raps are raw yalls are so plain
    mak u still talkin shit well im back bitch
    and i aint gonna leave fa a week again
    u talkin shit give u a hit
    u thouhgt u could beat me well not even a lil bit
    yall rhymes are bullshit
    and yall dumasses dont drink milk u drink bulldick
    u dum ass hillbilly
    u just a wanna be eminem
    and ya ways are feminime
    cuz my words are like lyrical homicide
    and yo raps so bad make a nigga commit suicide
    im from chicago,and my motto is do or die
    so taste my fresh raps while i chomp on urs like birthday cake
    i thouhgt i could save da freestytling scene but its too late
    and its not personal but i freestyle wit hate
    my swagga is official,urs is fake
    keep talkin shit and now im comin out da lake
    like jason,and friday da 13th is da date
    my mouth goin fasta den a rollerskate
    i go harder den a fat woman drinking 20 milkshakes
    but yall weak ass niggas need to learn how to rap da right way
    my raps are like ballers but im no mj
    im da freestylin savior
    here to save da freestylin scene cuz im da mayor
    and im freestyling like its my college major
    and ya rhymes couldnt be any gayer
    i freestyle rawer den run dmc no wonder i got so many hators
    and im lyrically killin u otha rappers like sniper lasor
    im da swaggaprince and u got caught in web
    dis freestlylin shit is my treasure
    cuz im da rappin pirate
    and i hate goofy niggas dat talk shit but get silent
    and i fly over yall like a airplane pilot
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    Post by Mak $AY Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:23 pm

    kt spits fukin nursery rhymes
    so now he's sittin on the hill
    i'll break his crown he's jack wit jill
    my flow hot like a pie at the windowsill
    so dont approach unless u fight fire
    but u dont so bitch jus retire
    stomp on ya face till u get rubber marks like a tire
    end up in the hospital hooked up to a wire
    creep in at night, euthanasia
    my eyes small like youth in asia
    im on the great china wall and im blazin jade
    it doesnt faze me i cannot be swayed
    it jus gives me wings, i take flight like dwayne wade
    ur a bitch so get spade
    and i pimp ur bitch ta get paid
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    Post by $nowy Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:29 pm

    Mak and KT are fuckin bitches,
    after im done wit em theyll be in ditches
    Unlike cain im abel, able to destroy u punk ass toys
    Say what u trying be a rapper, bitch ur just to coy!
    KT you just dont know,
    You put on this show,
    Says a mak but ur just as slow,
    Dont ever think u can ever touch Snow!
    I stay snowy like an owl, bout this powder im rappin,
    On the back of peoples heads, i be slappin,
    I got this rappin
    Talent and im here to destroy,
    so Say or KT come back at me boy,
    Im annihilate, straight up liquidate,
    Wipe u off the face off the earth, obliterate,
    Im here to exterminate
    u fuckin chiitown kid, mess wit me and ima kill, slaughter, massacre, Exterminate. Done. king
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    Post by Mak $AY Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:34 am

    snowy...snowy...snowy
    where r ur skills
    show me...show me...show me
    they r wat u lak so ur bitch
    blow me...dome me...her mouth foamy
    skeet all over her teeth like toothpaste
    kick it tighter than shoes laced
    my lyrics paint pictures that cannot be traced
    thas y i cant b replaced
    ur face i've defaced
    cuz i spit acid
    ur bitch is on my dick cuz ur is so flacid
    im calm, collected, and i flow placid
    ur freakin out like u took acid
    my flow wont stop leakin like a runny sink
    ur jus a rap dummy, i think we jus found the missin link
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    Post by ktw Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:46 am

    $nowy wrote:Mak and KT are fuckin bitches,
    after im done wit em theyll be in ditches
    Unlike cain im abel, able to destroy u punk ass toys
    Say what u trying be a rapper, bitch ur just to coy!
    KT you just dont know,
    You put on this show,
    Says a mak but ur just as slow,
    Dont ever think u can ever touch Snow!
    I stay snowy like an owl, bout this powder im rappin,
    On the back of peoples heads, i be slappin,
    I got this rappin
    Talent and im here to destroy,
    so Say or KT come back at me boy,
    Im annihilate, straight up liquidate,
    Wipe u off the face off the earth, obliterate,
    Im here to exterminate
    u fuckin chiitown kid, mess wit me and ima kill, slaughter, massacre, Exterminate. Done. king
    i know he aint just come at kt?now im bout to kill yo bitch ass.
    wats da matter?yo freestylin vocabulary is short
    dats why im above u,and u just too short
    and my rap vocabulary is longer den a airport
    yo mission was to beat me?well u failed time to abort
    im betta den u in kind of sorts
    reading ya lame freestyle,im takin u to court
    cuz freestyling wit no sense is a crime
    and u commit dat crime everytime u rap
    cuz to me u garbage,just tryna make a name fa himself
    but i wasnt born wit dis talent so ima go easy
    my name is ktw,fuck wat u mean
    and im not no lil wayne but u can call me ktweezy
    my flow is so cold,made u feel freezy
    and im blowin raps at ya face so now u feelin breezy
    but forreal tho' im tired of u bitch ass new niggas
    its too late to start now
    cuz me and mak say already battlin fa da crown
    after im done wit him?u new tiger dude?u goin down
    cuz u keep talkin shit,im gon wupp u up and downtown
    have ya body parts all around
    wit me.aint no limits i aint got no bounds
    my limit is death
    and my raps hit u so hard,u loss ya breath
    real talk,u gon be good one day,but not yet
    he tried his best
    everyone give dis weak ass new dude a clap
    cuz im just gettin startted,but u weaker den mak
    weaker den mak?how weak are u?
    mak say is garbage too,but i can see da future and i already knew
    dat new kids like u would try to battle against a pro
    but u cant freestyle worth shit so u got to go
    i dont wanna here u no mo'
    u can leave,but leave ya ho
    and u think u ready to rap,u aint even to close
    cuz im at da top of da building and u 20 miles from da do'
    u stilll here? wat fo?
    u look more poor den a hobo
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    Post by Manyac Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:56 pm

    Wanna hear some crazy shit, well manyac got it
    Hit these suckas in the head, make their eyes come out the socket
    Watch it, don't piss off a top dog or it will bite
    I turn you to scooby snacks and I got the apetite
    Three course meal, Snowy ,Mak Say, and KT
    I need a real battle from you suckas so come and hate me
    I'm tired of these rusty rhymes you keep on producin
    Do somethin new, you emcees flow just keeps losin
    And I keep winnin, got the trophy and victory
    Smoke you guys like different drugs, that's synergy
    I'm a manic makin mayhem, you fools just panic
    I got the world in my hands call me captain planet
    And it goes to show that I'm a superhero
    You guys are just oddballs, Wassup weirdos?
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    Post by Lhommedieu420 Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:58 pm

    You said you gonna give it straight but ya rhymes like ya coke they too cut, you cant blow lines, 2 grams is too much and you never stay w. a nice dame ya bitches always tricken playen' hoe games. you gotta get on some real ish, get some money, start slingen' and cop a real bitch. you wanna hustle that raw then get at me dawg i got you, spot you a bird give you 24 hours to get my guap, or imma pull up to the spot..stop and let this ruga pop watch you and ya boys drop like some domino's. think i aint a real nigga when i grab this piece you gonna know, and if you wanna ride with me then lets go get high with me but nigga dont try and lie to me i murk a dude who play phoney, i got enough haters i dont need fake homies, cuz fake homies are like bitches that are after the dough, go and suck a dick real slow when ya bank is blow, but once the cake stops commin in steady fake homies and bitches get ready to leave, bounce, dip, peace but im like a pothole posted in these streets boii, im like a vegatarian i stay feared by these boii, i stay blunted with a pair of my cousins who wont think twice to murk you over a nice pair of tennis shoes, but you know my virtue i wont hurt you i always send the little homies out to come and murk you
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    Post by Mak $AY Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:58 am

    man god that means ur only half
    meet GOD and now u'll feel HIS rath
    dont step onto my path, cuz ur etic
    cant decypher my rhmyes this bitch must b dislexic
    let me bless u wit sum shit, like jesus took a dump
    u aint shit like a snow bump
    ur bitch swallowed half my wood, so ima stump
    now she got sap all up in her vocal
    ur jus another tourist to this site
    and ur gettin done in by the only local
    im loco, go nuts coco
    u dont wanna provoke yo
    cuz like a volcano im quick ta blow
    when i spit my saliva, more like lava
    so bitch get put ta sleep
    and u wudnt wake up wit a million cups a java

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