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    FUCK YOU G'S I AM THE KING OF KINGS OF KINGS

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    tesca
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    FUCK YOU G'S I AM THE KING OF KINGS OF KINGS

    Post by tesca on Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:30 pm

    The greatest rap ever written by anybody ever in the history of stuff

    I asked santa for a toy for my dog
    guy says no
    I'm like what
    guy says no

    I asked the guy why he wouldn't give it
    guy says fuck off
    I'm like no
    guy says fuck off

    So I slapped his face twice
    guy got pissed
    came at me with a knife
    now I got a lisp

    my dogs chewin on padlocks
    hood is tough
    santa don't like me
    shit is rough

    I got my gat and went to the north pole
    but santas strapped
    I didn't expect that
    santa was strapped

    now I can't feel nothin
    below my lap
    I hope you learned somethin
    from this rap

    santas a gangster
    and he dont fuck around
    and he'll piss on your carpet
    dressed as a clown

    and if you don't like this
    get out of town
    don't be mean
    you'll make me frown

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    Re: FUCK YOU G'S I AM THE KING OF KINGS OF KINGS

    Post by tesca on Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:02 am

    I smoke drawtings
    til I'm on the floor
    then put my dick
    straight through your front door

    run for 5 miles
    then stop for water
    slap a dog round the face
    then bang your daughter

    prank call your house
    say I got your money
    got your mama on facebook
    shes my honey

    I am the best
    I am the best
    I am the best
    better than the rest
    I flow like pissing
    my rhymes you can't test
    I am the best
    I am the best

    AND WHAT, REPPIN DESE ENDS LIKE THE HIGHWAY CODE, DRIVIN WITH L PLATES ON THE HIGHWAY DOIN 200.

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    Re: FUCK YOU G'S I AM THE KING OF KINGS OF KINGS

    Post by bigdz4mayor on Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:59 pm

    .. is this nigga forreal?

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    Re: FUCK YOU G'S I AM THE KING OF KINGS OF KINGS

    Post by tesca on Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:21 pm

    "Is this nigga for real?" CAN YOU SMELL DIS? FRESH BARS COMIN STRAIGHT FROM MY MAMAS BASEMENT BABY IT DONT STOP.

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    Re: FUCK YOU G'S I AM THE KING OF KINGS OF KINGS

    Post by OheNoe on Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:16 pm

    stfu.

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    Re: FUCK YOU G'S I AM THE KING OF KINGS OF KINGS

    Post by young rascal on Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:47 am

    fuck ur av tesca


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    Re: FUCK YOU G'S I AM THE KING OF KINGS OF KINGS

    Post by tesca on Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:17 pm

    Listen, feelin alotta hate, I ain't here to make you irate, just wanna create, in between the times I masturbate, but when it comes to rhymin here next time I'll hesitate, and on tesca's time here I shut the gate.

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    Re: FUCK YOU G'S I AM THE KING OF KINGS OF KINGS

    Post by MrFrost on Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:12 am

    In Tescas defense, i will say that "best", rhymes really well with best, best and best. I was quite unimpressed.
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    Re: FUCK YOU G'S I AM THE KING OF KINGS OF KINGS

    Post by MrFrost on Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:14 am

    Hey tesca.... you better not let these guys beat you, you should probably keep going, only without calling yourself the king of kings of kings. Tis a lil big headed.

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    Re: FUCK YOU G'S I AM THE KING OF KINGS OF KINGS

    Post by tesca on Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:06 am

    Boy I can't be beat
    So take a seat
    I'll serve you some fresh rhymes
    for your hungry mind to eat

    I don't claim I can spit
    or that I'm down with it
    I'm just throwin what I got
    cos I don't give a shit

    I don't see a stage
    just endless bars of rage
    flow thats locked up in the box
    an endless war to wage

    Fuck my AV
    I ain't for real
    I should shut the fuck up
    impress by payin the bills

    well fuck your DVD
    don't get more real than me
    I'm gonna keep on writin
    til the whole damn world can see



    OOOOHH YES, 291 JUST DONE IT, ALL OVER A SHEET OF MANUSCRIPT, WRITE THAT SHIT WITH MY DICK, MULTITASKIN.

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    Re: FUCK YOU G'S I AM THE KING OF KINGS OF KINGS

    Post by MrFrost on Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:34 pm

    I think you are writing for the right reasons,

    It was your delusional view of yourself, or your self eclipsing ego that I had a problem with. See you appear be a cool guy, when your not blotted out by your own attempts to pretend to be something.

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    Re: FUCK YOU G'S I AM THE KING OF KINGS OF KINGS

    Post by MrFrost on Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:37 pm

    And by the way, this last flow, was pretty good, easy vocab, but contoured to a pentameter which adds a degree of difficulty.

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    Re: FUCK YOU G'S I AM THE KING OF KINGS OF KINGS

    Post by tesca on Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:42 pm

    C'mon. I wrote those in about 5 minutes apiece. They ain't shit.

    Difficulty ain't the game, its when you think free and easy and it comes out breezy, real flow needs no preparation, but I'm gonna stop hasslin the rap nation and leave this thread for time made erasion.

    Peace.

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    Re: FUCK YOU G'S I AM THE KING OF KINGS OF KINGS

    Post by deezybaby on Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:43 am

    tesca u not a king ill battle u for da throne wassup

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    Re: FUCK YOU G'S I AM THE KING OF KINGS OF KINGS

    Post by Gryzzlie420 on Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:21 pm

    imma pop a pill bitch
    and leave u wit an ill twitch
    when i pull the steel quick
    i hit the fuckin kill switch
    gryzzlie on that real shit
    dont u still have to heal snitch?
    from the last time u got ur ass kicked
    by the niggas that i chill wit
    ill make my dick
    ya girls fuckin meal bitch
    u aint lilo but u gonna need a stitch
    when i feed the nina a filled clip




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    Post by tesca on Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:16 pm

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