new kid on the block

Hi how u doin? U might not know me but how's it goin?/
just wanna show u what im capable of, i do it flowing/
never knowing the ending, it begun with a discreet crowing/
the outcome always pending,like in The Knowing/
like this being a freestyle right from the top of my brain/
I have to let it out, hence it implodes/
like when an old car succumb to rust it corrodes/
U probably thinking this cat will be missin' at the first sign of danger/
I'll prove you wrong eventually gettin a fist in,been here a long time, no stranger/
i've been around the block and seen those niggas a few times/
had to replace my old lock, i swear my foes are committing new crimes/
i keep an eye on the streets i hold a hand thats commited/
when i witness treachery and deceipt you bound to be ommited/
thats all i wanted to say i never said i'de keep it simple/
if u didnt understand what i just said then you must be simple/
this is the ending of many more to come/
im not sure but did whiskey come after rum?

this dude got it in his head
that his ryhmes lethal like lead
act up and ill watch him drop dead
especially for some shit that you just said
but my hands is full of flower man cuz i make bread
tear your ass into pieces like some pencil shreds
man dis dude dont get no street cred
he just like a dog he wants to be fed
but ill feed the the hungry with his red punch
dis nigga try act happy he aint in the brady bunch
ill eat em up like lunch
dis nigga try front
ill smash him like some willy wonka runts
have him pluggin holes in his own gut
like bitches sticking fingers in they own cunts
ill show you some words
i pick bitches out the air like birds
and fuck em dry till their knees burn
bitches needa host ill feed off em like ring worm
cuz i be firm on this but niggas try hard to be ruthless
after im done niggas drink soup cuz they toothless
then you wonder why you straight up clueless
im dirty like a politician give me power and im abusive
but the feds aint pinchin me i run this shit like a runningback all elusive
and you just retarded man i should call you a dufus
scratchin your neck like ya lips is white
dont knot up with me cuz you aint leaving the fight
have ya blacked out like its tonight
you'll be seeing stars under a surgical light
he aint coming back but he might
stay in a coma
like dirty smells consume the aroma
how you like that i could turn you into and organ dona

syn is that a real name
a rapper like me will put you to shame
i might be a rookie but not new to this game
my flow is hot/ your flow is lame
if you as big as the world trade
then listen here im the planes
ingulf your ass in a sea of flames
you cry like a bitch/ i cant fell pain
pickles is the name
a crazy mother fucker you can not tame
popin pain pills like im kurt cobain
light my blunts with a bic flame
an underground rapper not a big name
i got a limp but dont need a cane
all my lines just FUCKED YOUR GAME

There seems to be a misinterpretation on the subject matter/
My rhymes will cause your disintegration, that’s all that matters/
I gotta do a little restoration, like the old Marshall Mathers/
With all these rhymes im building up an appetite
Don’t worry about my lines kid, I rhyme tite
Its splinter about to set it straight/
Im bound to murder any1 who steps through that virtual door, its fate/
Pickles stop acting like a virtual whore, u just bate
It tickles so I gotta open up the flood gates
Let’s make it interesting/
I’ll take on ten of ya’ll until the dawning of the sun/
Murdering you with an intended pun/
Getting you suspended just for fun/
While you trying to recoup im launching a 2nd attack/
This will just take a second and that’s that/
Got you trying a sneak attack/
Creeping up from the back/
The end result always remains the same/
You end up battered, bruised and in pain/
Don’t push me cause ill murder you/
Strangling you like Kurt Angle do/
Im reintroducing justice its long overdue/
That’s just to name a few /
have you uttering phew!/
Now you all sweaty and tensed up/
I hope you ready cause times up/
If I spit another line shit will erupt.

ok splinter i got time for you
listen to your mother and stop rhyming fool
you will never win a battle when facing the best
and when i bust your head i will you leave a mess
im made of iron take bullets to the chest
im no punk pussy dont need no vest
The way i spit venom will put to rest
im bombing you like retards taking test
mommas boy still sucking on a breast
punch you in the lip make you go clef
then drop a bass line that will make you go def
you a fucking coward striped like a ref
I am a fucking G from the NORTHWEST
and im takin you out like we playin chess
so think twice before rhyming again
i had your back when you was up against syn
but now you dissn me claming to be Eminem
let the flood gates open but im coming in
and killing you slowly with a ball point pen

what bitch you just a MARK

You had to go and make it personal
Let me put you to rest I do it slow
Theres no rehersal
First off I don’t give a fuck if you can take bullets to the chest
Only weapons I need are my fist that doesn’t make me any less
You just a punk you pickled-up cyborg
Have you asking ‘what he gone say dat for?’
If you don’t get it im comparing you to a 2 cent whore
At the end of this verse have you preaching to the good lord
Im shining my rhymes on you causing you to dry up
You a pickle gone bad it’s the same as being corrupt
probably a snitch pickle snitching on your pickle friends back in the day
never even allowed to go fishing, never got game, never allowed to play
so you became a sad pickle who probably didn’t have a mom
now you picking on mine while browsing www.whereISmyMOM.com
And im not claiming to be eminem brother
You obviously dunno whats a simile, hence you pick on my mother
Now you claim to have me backed
As if my lyrics lacked
I will never fall for a pickle attack
That shits wack
Maybe you a pickle that smokes crack
Carrying out moms furniture out the back
A pickle suppose to be green but you black
I think you suffering from being rotten
Now you gotta go see a doctor
Tells you just use some cotton
Surprised as shit to be talking to a pickle
Then started laughing as if being tickled
If someone ate you, you’d probably sour
They first had to boil your ass for an hour
But now you just taste bitter
I’de be more happy chewing on kitty litter

BRING YOUR WHOLE FUCKING BATTALION
I STAND STRONG CALL ME STALLION!...........

the only truth i got out of that
was im a rotten pickle in your moms snatch
battling you is like pitch and catch
you leave your self ungaurded like a blank check
speakin of check you need to check yourself
cuz stepin to pickles could be bad for your health
im like a nija always in steelth/you like a little kid cant reach the shelf
fuck the battalion i only need my self
im gunna call you cards cuz you got delt
you can call me fire cuz i make it melt
you not irsh whats with the kelt

you look half midget with that big head
and the other half squid the way you rock those dreads
you getting toasted call you bread
i woke up to your mother trying to give me head
but i said back up bitch get out my bed

see im like a voice thats in your head
when im finished you gunna wish to be dead
your gunna be soar like the time you fucked fred
o wait i stand corrected fool cuz fred told me he fucked you
i dont realy care who fucked who
as long as you know lyrical i just fucked you

pickles ya flows despicable like a rhyme from a lil kids riddle so heres
whatcha ya get from this all ya do is talk shit bitch do somethin bout it roll through
HIT cause im waitin intisipatin on ya hatas and fake playas tryna make a name ya?
Ya a rookie so iz i only difference is the bitch gunna die
I anit gunna be tooken out by a punk cause im always lookin out
got the crew on the block lookin at the corner whole hoods buzzin ya no we want ya
ya rhyme bout blank cheques aint really spittin bout something reasonable quit the dumb shit cause im chillin with a loaded chrome fo fifth

come at me with the chrome
infact put that shit right to my dome
you will stand there stiff call you garden nome
cuz as much as you wana talk you aint seen shit blown

lil loc needs to get lip locked
or come talking shit on my block
saying his crew live with the glock
but your crew die just for the cock
infact i heard your dad was a cop
so dont lie about who you robed and shot

i know your calling me out just for attention
but i will leave you on your ass like this was detintion
o wait i forgot to mention
there is something this pussy little punk is forgeten
he said my rhymes despicable
well how is that
i played you like magic
with no rabbit in the hat
see if you the mouse then im the cat
but you cant be the mouse when your already the rat


dont come talking shit in here on your first day bitch 503 laying you down motherfucker

Weside Killahz

dis muthfuka sty shitin' in my hood
where deres notin to do but get stood...
see his little ass runnin through da town
muthafuck actin like a frickin clown 'bout to go down
yah im jus rookie but u know wat
maybe it u whos actin like butt *shit
ur rhymes are not like mine, its frickin
like a mutha-fucin crime
Disgrace to the nation of rappers do
cuz all u talk about is being a fool
isnt that right boo...
So u muthafucka bettah stop talkin
cuz dats all ur shit is about, jus balkin

My ryhmes are da shit, nothing u eva seen b4
cuz, its like a shot clock
frickin interstate cops,
and blood clots huh
shiet my point is...
ur flow gets stopped[u][b][strike][u]

Tha glocks cocked
tha lips? locked
cause anit no speakin just a sucka gunna get shot
Tha blocks gunna be hot like the crack outta the pyrex pot
whatcha ya got? whatcha got? give it hear
listen to what im kick in ya ear
cause once im dun its gunna be a year worth of medical fees
thats what ya get when u fuck with me
the lil loc ghostin straight creamy smoke
ur turn dont choke

yo sorry for the wait dog serious but here....

i gotta name that i like to call my id
I have niggas tubed up with iv's
and yes we all all dead but slightly
niggas rap short but i got awesome height b
watch ya fly away like a i kite g
have ya in positions like a sex fine
i get cream you get dem dirty pebbles
and em sell like a the florist shop them some flower petals
my flow straight murk yall out with a quick decision
and split ya body into sections like a disection
you aint properly trained darwin gave me the natural selection
to rap like a menace
ya'll niggas should turn to steak cuz im cookin niggas up like a furnace
my rap is healthy like bitches who eat turnips
but you eat curnels metal in ya eye
but they feed niggas death like you bitches that wanna die
i hope you not surprised
i wrap you around a lamp post for halloween u gone b a car in disguise
hahahah im so thorough its lethal
terminal like niggas on death row
i kill ppl
but im just tryin to make a name like the beattles
ya niggas is newborne position fetal
now watch me kill a baby cuz im evil

Ye i dont got hieght ya right
aint the size of tha dog in the fight iight?
Cause i got weapons cashes like alquida
i aint a pussy aint a hida il come right to ya hood find ya
be like where the fuck this cat rest at
take the mack straight to his back thats what i call
a quick attack ya tryin make a name fo ya self i get it
but ur spittin give me a headache cuase u aint evil son
O shit the locs got a gun run run run
cause ima start sprayin like columbia im takin ur life bitch its mine
ull wake up in the mornin like danm its nice enjoy ya last few hours
cause then the GNG powas gunna come take ya like cube to sam pump
17 shots letcha brains hang out
Now ya right i dont flow long cause the whips waitin im gone
so next time ya walkin down ya street take a peek round then corners and shit
yall never knowin when the locs gun hit

Fish187 AKA ProfessoI spit caliente spice like my infamously hot habanero queso
I can step back and pop a trey so
never hesitate to take yor
ass to the hole-whered he go- oh lay yo
that be some bullfightin lingo
watch me linguistically mingle
JACKPOT bitches
I fuckin just hit BINGO
I can be satirically hypnotic when it comes to the logic
theorize about the space/ time continuum and how to stop it
Listen or Bounce, no matter
White boy, Cracker
but when the time comes
give me daps cause im dapper
I dont give a fuck bout the chatter
cant see it like dark matter
so whomever steps up to the plate
Hey BATTER. BATTER
Im all about the minge
serated siringe
a morbidly obese bitch porkin out ona binge
binocular lense
identifying marks
just to jack some timbs
im all in
shootin gin and puffin the weed smoke
typin like a mug to creat some shit that is dope!

My whole crew rock timbs i dare ya try to rob one of em
Cause there 3 guns on everyone of em
ya talk alota shit i fuck marks for fun
Rockin baggy ass khakis and the XXL tee come fuck with me
GTA ya no where i be u layin low cause il roll threw and shoya who ya fuckin with
who ya buckin against knock ya down throw ya ass to a fence
beat some sense to ya speakin hey batta batta il use tha louisville
standin 5'8 ready to kill
cause the GNG gets really in Gang Bangin Green
hittin quick can be seen

LilLoc? Lifelock! Ima lock your Life!
You want some of this shit right here?
Go ahead and tear off a big bite!
Break your ass off! I just might-
But Im educated in the cool, so I'm gonna tryan be polite
All 5'8 of ya and GBG need ta hit the weight room or maybe the GNC!
Dont you dare speak the language of the baller
I'm certified all-state
I'm a competative sumbitch, I'll beat your for all your cake[i]

Certified all state fagget ive had it
Im tha top yall just maggets
GNC GNB GNG look out when ya see that GMC rollin down tha street
il tear somethin off cause im a dog and i need something ta eat
u lil puggy fagget got meat thats it got no heat
U would wanna beat my shit to bad bitch i dont like dick
unlike u but since u can open wide chew on my 6 inch boot

Now im offended
these fences can never be mended
but ima take five to pick up my drink that be blended
Its a death sentence
Im 10 times worse than Denis the Menace
I shall strike you down, you must pay for your penance
Homosexual, I think not
My Latina wife and kids can assure you that I'm sure with my shot
your sure with the flop
I'm at one with my crop
I dont mind sprinklin a lil yay with my weed
like to lay it on top

Now im gunna go insane
just blew some lines now i got a O of caine in my brain
I dont got dollas but bloods gunna rain cause ima bring some pain
Everyday imout there doin my thang lookin for the 5 0 cause tha slang
Now uve probally met a banga or 2 shoot maybe met a real crew
I aint fuckin with u i got the glock who knows what fuck ima do
tryn roll down my block? ur carll be leavin with 50 shots in the windsheild
fa real clowns caps get peeled

You could live all the way out in fuckin Timbuctu
Theres only one damn thing that you should know is true
I eradicate chumps with the simplist of ease
Have you jumpin like a monkey, climbin high in the trees
Flick fuckers off like fleas,
Like T.O.
I love me some me!
Ima have ta get back ta ya
VACATION BITCH!
Im talkin Florida Keys.

GTA we spray all day
east west north south i dont give a fuck where ya lay
ur goin out eaither way
with the trey 5 7 put holes in ya head send ya straight to heaven
hopefully someone will pour some brew il spit on ya grave
thats as much juice as i got for u
True u can rip the mic u aint dropped one line that i like
u talkin bout monkeys n shit
this aint the discovery channel bitch talk bout something relevent
like how u drink wine coolas who u tryna foolya playin as a G
homles u cant fool me i dont whatcha claimin B or C
all i kno is u like to suck the D

Bless this earth/ and fuck you're chick
Last night that ho/ was all on my dick
She gaged so hard on my lolypop/ but when I tried ta ease up/ that tramp tolme not ta stop
She say/ she want me ta pop/ gobble down- every last drop
She be/ a fuckin furious beast
I be/ the chef- that serve up the feast
Her name on the lease/ so she must pay
If she aint got no cash/ she can serve up a lay
I'ma drain me a trey/ bitches watchin
I'ma tear off ur face like Anthony Hopkins
Rip roarin ride/ of the millenium
I'ma seduce me a trick/ by swingin my pengulem
I renderum/ defensless- no doubt
Mackin fuckin honeys/ is all I'm about
Got ta remain/ somewhat mysterious
The way that I spit/ make females delirious
Im somewhat curious/ what the response will be
I'll go ahead and ponder that while I smoke on this tree
Want me ta flee/ well-fuck- that- shit
I'ma stand in the box/ like I'm ready ta hit
Stare ya down/ like I- dont- believe
The purported heat that ya bring/ can- get- by- me
I got a trick up my sleeve/ I gotta ACE in tha hole
I got that sticky icky gange loaded up in a bowl
Lets take a stroll/ lets take a long fuckin walk
When I lead off/ the umpires/ callin a balk
Ur bodies outlined in chalk/ I'm jukin fuckers like Marshall Faulk
Rams/ Ravens/ and mutherfuckin Saints- they be
Descriptions/ of fuckin ways- i see

These clowns keep recyclin there shit, i done heard it all,
the masses tellin me spencer u sick, i think its terminal,
they tellin me the verbal cancer is advanced n irreversible,
the above style is generic, im straight ruthless like a convertible,
who runnin things round here? its not conversable,
dont need to rehearse at all, i 1 take it, get learnin fool,
i got the juice, u aint the zest,
if im in the booth, u dont wanna test
I aint finna truce, you'll be laid to rest,
you guys all loose, im tigher than my chest,
dont wanna hear no excuse, u a bilgerant pest,
im the gander to the goose, flow tender like chicken breast,
couldnt hang in a noose, why tangle wit the best?

what so u like comin thru the back door?
gay bitch took more hits than a crack whore,
got me crackin up, after browsin that wack lore,
rhyme so dire, what the fuck u wanna rap for>
drug trafficer flow, every time i bust, i pack more,
more multis n mets, i stand out like white chalk on black boards,
dont come back again, or im commencin the slaughter,
ya way outa ya depth, like a fish outa water, (Ha)
im doper than a bird, u aint even a quarter,
im gonna incinerate ur existance, ima lyrical mortar,
when im on the track, i let it rip like a porsha,
u heard of the lyircal bible, well im the author,
how am i gonna take u serious? jus check his shitty avatar,
u bout to get slaughtered in my house, stay away from the abbatoir.