Verse2 ....Calling you out

Time to Finish this cunt off once and for All//
I Thought you ran away Bitch....
But you came Back After all//
I Might Shut you up with a Rusty Saw to the Jaw//
And throw your ass off A 20,000 Foot wall//
Dont you Get it ????..... Im Raw.
you just wanna be Pop//
verse2 prolly Be the Firt one in Line
.............when Soulja Boy albulm Drop,
Your Last Freestyle was a Flop//
But be carefull what i say
Cuase I Know you really a undercover Cop..

yo,

My punchlines are Unmatchable,
Like your Clothes//
When you wear Green Shorts
With yellow and purple polos//
Your Soft in the Middle..Like rollos//
Ive called you out 10 Times...
You have 10 No Shows..
Ile Whoop your Ass
Even your own KRU Knows...
Comen at Epic is Pathetic//
Ile leave you wantin a Medic
like a Sugar less Diabetic..
Bra..you Faker than prosthetic
you want Respect, But never Get It.

"Epic Theory"

Verse yawnz and dropz a shit on Epic'z verse...
ughh....what will it take 2 put u down...lol....you're persistant i'll give u dat

okay let me see....run away...yada yada yada...soulja boy album drop...blah blah blah
(alblbum)(spelled correctly 4u bty)jus happy 2 help________^

undercover cop....lol...so i'm Ricky Ross!!!!
u shoulda made a nice punchline outta dat...
but u slacked....aga~in...lol I luv dese lil simile dudez...they jus str8 gangsta

U know since u keep coming i'll give u respect 4 manning up...and going at 1 of da top niggaz...can't knock u 4 dat...however...if u keep coming dis way...i'm gonna have 2 keep whipp~n dat ass....i mean frankly my hands are hurt~n...on da positive note though fuck~n wit me u gon have a rock hard ass no homo...you'll be pretty tough when i'm finished witchu...like Piccolo did wit Gohan....eghhh...letz get da whipp~n under way i guess...

U need 2 stop wit da hope/please stop wit da post/
keep going out 2 sea/wit dese holes n ya boat/
ya rhyme schemes kool/but ya punches hit air/
try and shoot/and stab/hate 2 brag but I'm heal~n like claire/
u claim 2 go hard/but da brawn/jus ain't there/
we can brawl/ya call/and i promise 2 keep it fair/
let me jus get dis clear/u called ME out/
well dis dentist don't mind pull~n all ya teeth out/
me run/u ain't leave me a reason yet/
they told me stop/naa/dis nigga ain't bleeding yet/
had 2 calm myself down/a 6 season vet/
kill em quick/bezze believe it ain't no need 2 sweat/
I'ma Reebok/and dog u da loafer/
I'ma sprite can/and all u iz is da coaster/
at~most~ya bars/jus uck~n slow me down/
n rap I'm da Hulk/and all i do iz fold em down/
thoughtz of beat~n me/what an imagi~nation/
Kennedy ain't jus die/he was as~sinated/
and u got nerve 2 go 2 war wit an Assassin favorite/
hope ya momz can pay and afford dem casket paymentz/
Vanilla Ice is done/and so is Bubba Sparxx/
Paul Wall/aww naa/dog don't even start
who gassed/dis dumb ass/take back dis Wimp fag/
somewhere/someone got his ballz n a sandwich bag/
prolly his lipz filled cologen/wearz wigz 2 get college men/
and i picture him smile~n at da latest Cosmopolatin/
U can say u mediocre/but(((Never))) (Yes, yo u nice)/
so try American Idol and pray 2 b da next Bo Bice/

that'll do i guess...again nuff~n serious...but nuff~n 2 lil...

the biggest bear said naa...he don't want it wit me
the littlest bear said you'll get nuff~n from me
but the middle bear winked/and said....hmmm let me think....
Verse let'z get em murked/but dis 1 i'm doing 4 free

the bear n da middle

HaHaHA..You tryed to correct me on the Spelling of "Albulm"
Then you spelled it wrong yourself(alblbum)
Dawg, Keep these throw away comebacks on the Shelf.
Dont you get?????? Im Yao Ming....and your Keebler Elf.

You Had a Few Nice Lines...But you cant Defeat Me...
Why????..... Cuz I Am you......... Times 3.../
verse2.....you Know You Have a Bitch Mentality/
If This was Mortal Combat
This would be your final Fatality
Quit watchin 8 mile
And comeback to Reality...
Before I Burn you like A Fat Calorie ////
I bet you cross dress and wear Skirts...
Fuck wit me...I have your whole KRU maken
Rest In Peace Shirts//

You Gotta come Harder if you wanna get at Epic
I Bet your sorry ass already regret It//
you on the Worst rapper Alive List Bra
......... I Just Checked It//
Beat me?? Forget It//Ile Never Let It//
Every Line Im Killin
Cut you In half With a Destructo Disk
Like Krillin..
If Not....call on the Universes Energy
and use a "lyric" bomb To Kill em..

ha ha..... Say that aint dope
comapare that to "holes n ya boat"
Your Scared Hoe
I can hear the gulp in your throat
you got Sluaghtered like goat//
You falling to the bottom
Like stuff that dont Float...

"Epic Theory"

(verse putz his hand on his head...and sighz....
1st off...letz go back 2 da score card and make him look stupid from da gate...++Luv doin dat++)

(UR 1st uck up buddy)
HaHaHA..You tryed to correct me on the Spelling of "Albulm"
Then you spelled it wrong yourself(alblbum)

(My 1st hard puch)
okay let me see....run away...yada yada yada...soulja boy (((album))) drop...blah blah blah
(alblbum)(spelled correctly 4u bty)jus happy 2 help________^^^ <--notice arrowz

conclusion-2pointz 4 me lol

(Flow & highlight punches )


(Mine)

let me jus get dis clear/u called ME out/
well dis dentist don't mind pull~n all ya teeth out

me run/u ain't leave me a reason yet/
they told me stop/naa/dis nigga ain't bleeding yet/
had 2 calm myself down/a 6 season vet/
kill em quick/bezze believe it ain't no need 2 sweat/
I'ma Reebok/and dog u da loafer/
I'ma sprite can/and all u iz is da coaster/
at~most~ya bars/jus uck~n slow me down/
n rap I'm da Hulk/and all i do iz fold em down/
thoughtz of beat~n me/what an imagi~nation/
Kennedy ain't jus die/he was as~sinated/
and u got nerve 2 go 2 war wit an Assassin favorite/
hope ya momz can pay and afford dem casket paymentz/
Vanilla Ice is done/and so is Bubba Sparxx/
Paul Wall/aww naa/dog don't even start
who gassed/dis dumb ass/take back dis Wimp fag/
somewhere/someone got his ballz n a sandwich bag/

(Urz)

(flow)
HaHaHA..You tryed to correct me on the Spelling of "Albulm"
Then you spelled it wrong yourself(alblbum)
Dawg, Keep these throw away comebacks on the Shelf.
Dont you get?????? Im Yao Ming....and your Keebler Elf.

(linez)
I have your whole KRU maken
Rest In Peace Shirts//

You Gotta come Harder if you wanna get at Epic
I Bet your sorry ass already regret It//
you on the Worst rapper Alive List Bra
......... I Just Checked It//
Beat me?? Forget It//Ile Never Let It//
Every Line Im Killin
Cut you In half With a Destructo Disk
Like Krillin..
If Not....call on the Universes Energy
and use a "lyric" bomb To Kill em

(conclusion)
(outta effort i'll give it double dos)ME U both get 2
$$$
and drop some advice...it'z good 2 have a hot line...but if da flow ain't there 2 make it connect den it jus don't work....notice my Claire line.

(ya rhyme schemes kool/but ya punches hit air/
try and shoot/and stab/hate 2 brag but I'm heal~n like claire)

..i threw dat 1 n there jus 4 dis purpose....da set up was there...but bcuz da flow got choppy there it lost it'z luster...u have 2 form it like da spirit bomb...and it takes time...if u jus throw random punchez 2gether but sometimes da flow jus don't tide right...and bcuz a person can't feel it...they disregard everything dat was said....a boxer wants combinationz....and u wanna flip da flow as much as possible cuz den it jus getz bland and repitetive...don't want dat.....

back 2 my line----^datz up there...I had ucked myself over...bcuz da format didn't give me enough room 2 put 2gether da punch and thus making 4 a lost cause....i wanted 2 add something about heroes 2 connect...but i didn't leave myself room wit da format i started with..it'z okay 2 have what i call "filler barz"....u need filler barz 2 set up 4 da combination

bring ya girl around/she get da drink~n up my mixture
half my enemies gett~n caught up n da twister/
u bubble~gum rapperz about as useful as a kicker/
da brass go on/draw blood dat could fill a dozen pitcherz

if da rhymez keep dropp~n the reader getz frustrated and don't care....and it b~comes wack....
u gotta remember dat other people are reading it...and every 1 has a diff reading level and all dat jazz....so what i do...is i read mine...over and over...if da flow ain't on point i change it...cuz if u can't jus read it without it flow~n right when some bodies rapp~n it ain't gon go right...naa mean...jus 2 help u....4 da rec u won't beat me either way...but u could use dis advice 4 other people along your journey 2 your sensei...(Nell putz his handz 2gether and bowz 2 his young pupil)

i am still sleepy young 1...we shall rekindle your training and ass whupp~n after i have gotten more sleep...until den u are free to go do your gay shit...lmao
$$$

You Wont Comeback After this One
If you do...You just gonna Look Silly


Dude.......You Aint No Rap Counselor
How you get on here ?
This Site Needs a Bouncer/
To Whoop your ass for an Hour
Till you piss in your Trouser..
your Just another pussy, for me to Devour
Epic Come Through...I Know you Cower
I make you wanna Retire Like Bill Cowher.(whoop)

Listen homo......

I Graduated With a Masters....
My Degree... is Smashing Punk Bastards
I Cuase Disasters////
I See Your Replys and Im Just Luaghing
Im Make you suicidal
Like The Happening
Your Gums Just Flaping
But aint nothing Happening..

Ive Been to Blackwood...Its about as Hood
as a cabin Made from Wood...
Stop Freestyleing??...You Really Should... ha ha

I went To Highland High they were Like...... Verse Who????
I Got a Message for........... 08012.....................Fuck You!

Let me break it down for you third class rappers
I'm bout to shit on you like I was on the crapper
Flush you down the toilet, you goin down the drain
You got Adonal Foyle spit, My flow's in the Hall of Fame
I make stains, I make marks, I'm insane, I'm retard
And I smash on you suckas til you crumble to shards
Have I taken it too far, no let me go further
I'm a business man andyou just a construction worker

hahahahaha....you're funny as hell....dis nigga str8 trynna get material on me under da radar....lmao....dis nigga must b desperate 2 win.....i put up where i live...my age...and my picture...and dat still ain't enough 4 u...jesus...no offense 2 da good white people...but dis white boy must not have (NO) life...lmao...obviously i'm digg~n n dat ass...and i'm not even trynn...he gon start kill~n people soon...u know da funny thing though...through all dis....u called me out wit da advantage from da gate...it was on ya turf...u went 1st....and u don't have nuff~n up 2 go by but Epic Theory....and i'm still swing~n u around by da tail like Mario does Bowser....

(You Wont Comeback After this One
If you do...You just gonna Look Silly)

how about i make u eat dem wordz....and after I kill u dis time i'm done witchu...cuz u str8 waste~n my time here...

(Ive Been to Blackwood...Its about as Hood
as a cabin Made from wood)
^------->WOOOOOWWWWWW....dat sumz up your rhyme capabilities right there..........but i'll finish u anyway....dis iz a rapp~n site after all

1st off/u scared fraud/
i went 2 Lindenwold/
think u can win off dat/u on some menopause/
u simple dog/and datz da key point 2 dis battle/
we kayack racing/and you ain't even think 2 bring a paddle/
ain't no rap Counselor?/tell em i'm a guru/
u a grown kid/who still cherishes his Mewtwo/
and u do/whatever u do/cuz i don done it dog/
did it/had it/den passed it/while he was bumm~n fuck~n Hallz/
4real fam u really need 2 practice ya rapz/
u said happen~ing twice/what happened wit dat?/
ya barz like ya teeth/u really need 2 fill n da gapz/
do sumth~n withcha life/and get da UCK OFF MY BACK/
i think of u/and den i see a pic of Shaggy/
when u think of me/u prolly picture~n your daddy/
u madly n luv/y else would u b stalk~n me/
prolly breath~n at my window/
wish~n u could talk 2 me/
okay/u been 2 blackwood/datz good/so what?/
gotta smiley of a king next 2 some shit dat was butt/
prolly dropped out/lie~n bout chu unveiled ya Masterz/
because how would a smart guy mispell laughing/
dis tragic/u half~wit/
i'm past all dis wack shit/
u mad/cuz u ass/I'm Vince Mcmahan/kiss my ass bitch/
u bout as real as Donald Trumpz Toupe'/
bout as gangsta as rap'z Lupe'/
i play off of whatever u say/
and give da punch 2 ya gut/throw it up/
catch my left Timb square n da face/
wanted 2 win/so u got desperate/
couldn't get me wit da pen/so u got restless/
and den here we go again/wit da wasted breath shit/
i'm like whatever/log n/dog him
den da best b out/
it'll take way more 2 stress me out/
i'ma trooper/datz diff den jus type~n on computerz/

4real/u shouldn't never called me out/
Theory 4got a theory isn't without a shadow of a doubt.....

if u can't write good verse...how da hell u gon come at Verse.....eghhhh....and i was half sleep when i wrote dis2....

You're Master leavez u wit dese kind wordz





YOU'RE A BITCH

Ok....

Im Just Gona Do This....

Listen Lame.....Epic is inhumane
And I Wont hesitate.....To relocate ......Your Brain
This Is Art....My Flows In a frame....
Comeing At Me Is Suicidal//
Like Cruisin tha Wrong Lane....
you put me to Shame?????
Give me a ""UCK~N"" Brake
That Vince Line Was a Mistake
CUASE IM THA MUTHERFUCKIN RATLESNAKE
And I Brake////Your Neck With a Stunner////
Give you Down Syndrome//Make U A Special Olympics Runner

Your Like The Black Lloyd From Dumb and Dumber
And you.... Comeing At the #1 Stunner???
I Strike Like Lightning .......Boom Like Thunder
Make it rain .....Till Your Bitch runs For Cover....

With a knife ...I Slice ...Like Kimbo
Kill You, Make your Boyfriend a Widow(Get It)
Come back and Suffacate Him Wit a Pillow...
Burry Yall Together beneath A Willow
yeah! homo..Im Lord to you Frodo...
Just mad cuase you uglier than Quasimodo..
Now Throw in the towel Like Miguel Cotto.....
aghhh This KO was Sweet.......Let Me Take a photo...

Call it what you Want it

verse and epic theory
yall bitches oh so queery so call ya crooked
im that crook kid choppin yo lid, and the evidence i do get rid
the mak spit more vicious than sid
i cud fit yall squares into a grid
if this were an auction i'd b the top bid
ur losin traction like tires, try no to skid
my spit causes fatalities, like somthin morbid
mind so twisted like i jus came out the blender
tall and slender rhymin wit extreme splendor
if it wasnt for his facial hair, i wudnt b able to tell verse's gender
and if his theory was so epic then y did he jus surrender