Money D the emcee

this is monkey D the emcee
i know who you are, your that wana be bigge
who wants to be just like me
o shit i just contradicted myself
it seems my brain just wont function
so go ahead and anaylize my mistake
for it still wont change your fate
im about to drop a verse
so some one call in the nurse
im a shread you like paper
dont be a emcee hater
im new to this website
but ill still be coming at you bright
so take a seat and hold on tight
im here online and at the same time im hacking
if you did not know that is a crime
but check it, i will not pay the time
i have all this and i have yet to pay a dime
so next time you catch this nerd arround
remember i bust some crazy ass sound.

Hey monkey boy what does the D stand for
Probably dick cuz you be cravin bananas like a whore
Makin your ass soar , You're just a bitch that gets violated
Rhymes so outdated, that account shouldn't have been created
I am an emcee hater but your not even an emcee
your gas on empty while I got plenty in the M3
B.M.W., Bitch Monkey Why
Do you step up? Don't even try
I knock you back down, rejected, denial
Your in my waters and I'm a crocodile
Gonna kill with my skill, don't drown and don't choke
You're a fish with no gills, so you have no sense of flow
You're just a broke ass mothafucka thinkin he got game
You're in the big league now, but no one knows your name
Sittin sidelines ashamed wonderin why your so lame
It's bars like these that get you in the Hall of Fame

ya they call me monke D
the only true emcee
well atleast on this thread
manyac you aint even a threat
what i typed was all from my head
as for you, thats the worst pre-written verse
what does the D stand for you ask
the D stands for your destruction
if im not mistaken i saw you at an auction
and your punk ass had 50 usd on a golden bananna
o wait no that was a golden dildo
ima tell you this dont test my flow
if those kind of bars get me on the hall of fame
id rather be kicking it in the hall if shame
im done playing with you
you should have send some in some one else in your crew.

First of all monkey your last line makes no sense
Don't try and swordfight with me, first learn to fence.
My nickname is Hannibal, i'll eat you alive,
But this verse stung you so badly, just call me bee-hive.
I'm not new to this rap game shit,
I been rhymin for days, thats why i'm legit.
My name manyac, I hear you cry "help",
And I understand, cause in rappin im michael phelps.
8 gold medals shinin on my neck,
makin you look retarded like you smoked that train wreck.
So as you sit here starin at the computer screen,
I'm writtin better raps while drinkin henny and sippin lean.
Pre written raps? Son gimmie some credit,
You sit there and think. then edit , and edit.

drink henny sippin lean?
thas the equation for no more dreams
cuz this sleep u'll b in will b so somber
upon the twilight zone u'll never again wonder
im am further im am yonder
dumass thats means i am goner-
no eah, you have no idea
how to keep up wit my output
like a faxmachine gone hay wire
and u kno im wired off that hay
so call me a wild mustang
u cant gallop this way
my vision has become a blurry grey
but i dun need to see to spit
im the ray charles of rap
so gimme a pianoand ill slam ur head in it
till ur oozin on the wood like sap
cant tackle barz like i do
call me warren sapp