I WILL RAISE THE ROOF SUCKERS

Hey y'all I am the brand new sheriff in town
and anyone who battles me will be knocked down
no ass can beat me
as i have also won at a grand prix
i will burn yo'all to dust
so i'll make you all combust
if you think you're strong enough
come here and prove your power
but dont be surprised when rust
cause i'm ready to devour!

Yes there is a big need to be scared
cause i'm the best as i have already declared
come and show me what you got
but one way or another, i will make you rot
with me, you will only lose
and i'll make sure it will be said all over the news

WORD

Yo B-Boy, I be Roy when swangin' them thangs.
Won't be coy while foiling your plans to step in the game.
It's so insane how you lame brains think you're bringing the pain.
In this domain you'll feel The Rave and the strength that he's gained.

I eats me spinach like Popeye, so I'm strong to the finish.
I won't quit with the flipping my lip, so I'll never finish
slithering through B-Boy Creeper like leaches through skin,
moving through your anatomy, shattering from within.

Fuck wacks, you don't rap tight. Ya that scared you sleep with a flashlight
Look I rap tighter that fat dykes, I kill wack mics. You still can't even rap tight
I call ya girlfriend Mario, because she was up and down my fat pipe last night
I don't play game. I'm throwing live grenades at this dude's laughing frame
I spray flames. You've only been on a track while standing on a passing train
I stack ill facts. I'm far from wack. Look still nobody's giving your track a feel
You hack and steal. In a supermarket is the only you pack something with peel
Only that you ever bear arms is dressed in a tank top while training in the gym
Please don't dare start. You haven't even got a chance of maming me or him
I'ma about to give ya the next best. You're all going to feel the force of test shots
The only time you touched the game was while placing it in the tray of the X-box
I’m still nowhere fresh to this. You keep intimating rappers like an impressionist
Ya raps are wack. I know for a fact that you’ll jump in my lap like a ventriloquist
Look I'm ill when I come through and murder you, I'll still killa ya entire crew fam
You think ya spitting magazines only when your mouth swallowed a whole newsstand
I've got superhuman and hot powers. Cward has now offically forgot who was dope
Fucking flower. I know that he will go to the showers just too physically drop the soap
Words are known to burst at rapid rate. I’ll eliminate this hater fore I wait. I’m avid for hate
I’m sprayin more heat than acid water. Ya only get a hatrick if you were displayin magic mate

You might think that you can rap
but I can easily throw you off a cliff and then you'll go flap flap
your just like a bird that can't fly
and trust me, you'll honor me when I pass by
You might think I can't rap tight
but stay cautious cause I can easily bite

My girlfriend's not called Mario
but I am sure that yours is fatter than Wario
trust me punk you're messing with a hunk
and I'm not the one thats wack
cause you're the one taking crack

can't you see that your raps suck
cause you bring them to your bed and start to fuck
what you say is always shit
so I'll treat you like a dog and say...sit!

Beat that

Fuck the rave and fuck ghostly
I take b-boy's side honestly
You still watch cartoons and not porn
Baby suits are all the clothes you guys worn
Think you're superhuman but you're playing with Fire
I'll kill you with the no limit and use you as a car tire
Guys you don't know how to rap and Rao gonna kill you
And he's gonna ask scar if he wants you in your stew
You ain't no fucking MC
People could sell your raps for free!

Did I beat that,B-Boy?

Ya all got this backwards like racecar
Why do you still want to face my bars

That was a warm up fool.


I'm the illest. I'll never the pass the torch. I won’t even pass the pitcher
I'm a whigger, but I'll still kidnap a nigger and re-enact as Jack The Ripper
I'll go back in time, crash into ya ultrasound and snatch ya outta the picture
I'll rip ya, kick ya, stitch ya and leave you with more holes than Twilight literature
I'm quite sicker, I spit tight and quicker. I'm still a quick flipper and style switcher
I'm clean when serving. I'll cut into this lifeless corpse like I was mean surgeon
You acting like a gangster. I'll damage ya. You just the poster boy for a teen virgin
You ain't murdering mics. I kill this so called ill dude. I'm straight merking you tonight
You wanna fight with a tight verse. You'll only draw first blood when raping a virgin dyke
It's my mission to kill nothing but wacks. I'm cutting into these soft dicks like circumcision
You ain't fucking with my postion. You need to listen to me, you still in the wrong divsion
I think that you wanna play games. You only been on track while travelling on a railway
I'll spray flames at these gay lames. I'ma send you a punchline book in the mail today
I admit that ya still a mockery, you get broken and smashed like pottery and crockery
You must be joking. I’ma about to leave your head smoken like a flaming lobotomy
I’ll give ya niece and girl a clout. I’ll punch them in the mouth until I knock their teeth out
Bet you are scared to speak now? I've just guessed that you wished you took the peace route
You just a weak pawn. You’ll never take the king outta the castle cuz I’ll place you in the dungeon
I'll have your body six feet deep before dawn. I'll have your ass served on a plate like luncheon
You wanna battle? You just a nerd with a rattle. You couldn't get points while wording in scrabble
You still babbling while battling. I'll call you Mac and dismantle you like I was working for Apple
Fuck this wack clown. I'll quickly lift him up from the ground, shake him then put him back down
You'll close ya curtain like the end of the circus. I don't hear a sound because your track ain't around

Hey homie
man thanks for taking my side
you did a good job beating the tide
now let's take the chal-lenge
and start to seek for revenge

Rave's and MC's raps might be pretty good
but we will beat them oh yes we should
Our awesome crew no limit is severe
and so MC's and Rave's faces will be covered with much more than a tear

When we will be done beating these two rappers
we will use them to do all our hard labours
so that means that MC and Rave
will then be our slaves

WORD

You never beat it. Get back to school

Yo ghosty I ain't no frickin' shit head
so I have the power to say "go back to bed"
when I read your rap all I see is bla bla bla
oh and when i fuck you're sister you'll hear ah ah ah

you call me and Mk Rao gay lames
but somehow we always beat you in the games
You're just a rouge searching for riches
but all you find are big fat bitches

your rap is full of shit cause that's all I found
so before you post a rap why don't you look at how you sound
Trust me man, my track is around
so look at yourself as you look to much like a hound

Get a life MC Ghostly...you're too old to be in this buisness
stay out of it or I'll again have to hump your big sis

Fuck you and B-Boy. You call yourself B-Boy because that is all what you are.

You acting like another gangster. I'll make feet jump outta shoes like a cartoons
I'll give your mother a son and you a little brother. You both ain't no hard dudes
So you do wanna play games? I'ma be throwing grenades at these dude’s frame
I play games like insane arcades. You probably look like a cancer patients with aids.
Fuck that. I'll punch you both in the mouth. You will never be able to pack a punch
I'll leave ya whole face bloody like you went down on a girl at the end of the month
I'll rock the whole nation. You got more imagination than a single strip of animation
I’m ill Caucasian when I flow. Ya still couldn’t even get a head through decapitation
You still got nobody behind ya shoulder. Look from the start this was already over fam
Look I had ya bitch last night, and she was slobbering all over my shaft like a doberman
You aren't in the music scene fool. You just another stupid man. You aren't a mean dude
I shoot to kill. bastards. You were that ugly that you were nearly flung out of the gene pool
So You wanna fight today. You still are more lightweight then a pair of white magic feathers
I'll take drastic measures soon and blast a goon. You still make and create plastic treasures
You don't have wordplay, multies or even punchlines. I'll dwindle ya bloodline before lunchtime
I give ya mother's body to ya for ya birthday. I'm now the best today, it's now fucking cruchtime

I'm done for now. Peace and I'll see you spit back.

By what you write, I can understand that you think you're so tough
but tell me, why is it that when a guy passes, you can't have enough?
that means you're very gay
so this is not a game you can play
you leave my mamma out of this
or the next thing that will be in your mouth will be piss

You actually think you're so strong
well I believe that you got it all wrong
to say the truth you're a big fat ass that is only weak
and you're so fag that when guys are in the showers, you take a sneak peak
face reality
what you write shows your insanity

You might say that its fucking crunchtime
but to me its only time to rhyme
maybe that's why you suck and are so lame
cause your head is not in the game
however, you still can't take me
and that's why you always flee

WORD

Ya whole flow is worthless, you go to the prison showers just to drop the soap on purpose.
Are you dope? I'm perfect. This clown will have his curtain closed like the end of the circus
I'll burn you. Na, I'll straight merk ya whole crew fam. Look I'll kill ya with my two hands
I hate little bitches. Last time you touched a magzine was while searching in newstands
Look you should know that Battling me is like having sex with Magic Johnson and Easy-E
You will never slay me. I'll daze you. I'm spitting dope. Ya never going to amaze me
I'll destroy him with bags of paper. Ya going to be finished. Why don't you ask a hater
I'm hitting you. I sense fake hype tonight. Ya more gassed up than a gas chamber

Yo MC, I am gassed up as I know that you lost
can't you see that you are trembling just like if in your room there were a frost
it's obvious that you're shaking because you're scared of my power
You know it's true so come and shout it louder

By now you must have pissed all over your pants
I'm sorry but even if you go to a wizard, power like mine, he won't be able to grant
don't you understand that this is my domain
so even if you try hard, this forum won't ever be yours to claim

Don't you see that in your raps you repeat
that's why my rhymes are so much more neat
tell me, want me to teach you real rap?
if it's a yes, its not worth it cause all you do is fap

You'll never be capable of destroying me and my fame
cause the fact that i am better than you will always remain the same
you might say that my whole flow is worthless
but look at your raps and you'll see their horribleness

"So much more neat." Come on dude, really?
I pity the fool who feels your shit isn't silly.
Your ability's limited, lyrics critically ill.
If I'm ever killed, I'm leaving you some skill in my will.

Go on and pop a pill, and snap back into reality,
coz I holds it down like I'm the center of gravity.
But you're all over the place son, like all scatter brains.
So I'll put you back in your place with a tug of the reigns.

You don't want no part of me. Pardon me as I'm blunt,
bumping punks out the front, and stumping all over chumps.
With this sucker-punch I make you lump and shatter all your fronts,
sweet like Crunch 'n Munch and every sister from the Brady Bunch.

Hurry, step right up! It's going down, so all gather round.
The H Town has found the world renowned Rave that's getting down.
B-Boy's drowning in my streams of flow, and choking as I go.
If you didn't know who you were fucking with, Bitch now you know!

Why don't you move to the new site? There's more people there.

Even if you think what I write is shit, it isn't silly and my rhymes aren't ill
stop messing with me or you're going down like all the people that died in kill bill
trust me punk, I ain't the one that is not in reality
and at least out of me and you, I'm the only one that acts manly

You might be a rookie and I might be fresh meat
but dude don't underestimate me as I can easily beat
trust me Rave I know who I'm fucking with
and it's with a frickin' dude called Elizabeth

Isn't it obvious that even if you say I'm drowning
here, I'm the only one giving y'all a pounding
you say you shattered all my fronts with a sucker punch
but then why is it that I am still here and eating you for lunch

can't you see that I am the one that gave you a dunt
and now you're ruining your life by smoking a blunt
believe me, I don't need your skill when you die
but all I will do at your funeral is smile and happily say...bye bye

Good job. Now you've started.

By the way, Ghosty, that shit you wrote about going camping and being intense, that shit was fire. I can't front.
On that other thread that was. By the new site, I imagine you mean BodyBags. I've tried to join a couple of times, but it's more cumbersome than this one. I'm like the late Steve Jobs, I gravitate to simplicity.

bodybags got their account suspended. Lyrical Threatz. link is at the top of the home page.

Hey Rave thanks for saying I did a good job
Luckily, you didn’t call what I wrote a blob
Finally you’ve said that I’ve started
Maybe it’s because that fact that I’m good, in your brain, has been inserted

But now it’s time to continue with the battle
So I’m ready to switch from a b-boy into a snake with a rattle
My raps will throw yours in the trash
And they will be so powerful that you’ll get an allergic rash

Now I think it’s time for you to show me what you got
Because, I don’t know if you understand that destroying you is my plot
Oh and all this is just the beginning
So concentrate and stop it with the swinging

yea i dont blame u for not liking BBE. but LT is way better.