The greatest rap ever written by anybody ever in the history of stuff
I asked santa for a toy for my dog
guy says no
I'm like what
guy says no
I asked the guy why he wouldn't give it
guy says fuck off
I'm like no
guy says fuck off
So I slapped his face twice
guy got pissed
came at me with a knife
now I got a lisp
my dogs chewin on padlocks
hood is tough
santa don't like me
shit is rough
I got my gat and went to the north pole
but santas strapped
I didn't expect that
santa was strapped
now I can't feel nothin
below my lap
I hope you learned somethin
from this rap
santas a gangster
and he dont fuck around
and he'll piss on your carpet
dressed as a clown
and if you don't like this
get out of town
don't be mean
you'll make me frown
I asked santa for a toy for my dog
guy says no
I'm like what
guy says no
I asked the guy why he wouldn't give it
guy says fuck off
I'm like no
guy says fuck off
So I slapped his face twice
guy got pissed
came at me with a knife
now I got a lisp
my dogs chewin on padlocks
hood is tough
santa don't like me
shit is rough
I got my gat and went to the north pole
but santas strapped
I didn't expect that
santa was strapped
now I can't feel nothin
below my lap
I hope you learned somethin
from this rap
santas a gangster
and he dont fuck around
and he'll piss on your carpet
dressed as a clown
and if you don't like this
get out of town
don't be mean
you'll make me frown