RAP BATTLE ME

Im ready to diss you.
Cut your rist in to.
Cocka do do you fucking fool.
i swer ull lose im the baddest news.
Gun on my side at all times as i fucking diss you with every rhyme.
I think its about time that you see me shine its almost 9.
I have very much time to kill you in every line.
Pussy mother fucker you did no crime.


Little something cause bitch copy
cause there raps are real sloppy.
Got me

what a tangled intertwined weave that u'v woven
black magic/ chemistry/ behold the potion
Triangulate position/ trigger eruptions of volcano's
Atlantis aint the only place that can be buried in tha ocean
suspense killin/ from wence he came
How did he so quickly completely dominate the game
Tital waves of rain /head rushes of pain
Promises of remaining/ most politley quaint
Interupt the attitude/ adapt then adjust
Gansta's grab the gatling gun/ then they bust
Pure speculation/ conjecture at best
Im noticing cartoon behavior similar to Adam West
Black hole/ black matter/ black sand
Material type of trend/ believe in the swag
Confidently curious/ factors remain
Substitute the rational/ for the insane

what a tangled intertwined weave that u'v woven
black magic/ chemistry/ behold the potion
Triangulate position/ trigger eruptions of volcano's
Atlantis aint the only place that can be buried in tha ocean
suspense killin/ from wence he came
How did he so quickly completely dominate the game
Tital waves of rain /head rushes of pain
Promises of remaining/ most politley quaint
Interupt the attitude/ adapt then adjust
Gansta's grab the gatling gun/ then they bust
Pure speculation/ conjecture at best
Im noticing cartoon behavior similar to Adam West
Black hole/ black matter/ black sand
Material type of trend/ believe in the swag
Confidently curious/ factors remain
Substitute the rational/ for the insane

Its like you love to hate on me.
But the people i see love to debate on me.
See your wifee she hates me but she cant avoid me,
Cause when i step in it its like im her own toy bee.
Geezy spit of the dome. Ill pop up at you home with that 9mm.
Keep talking your shit cause when im done with you your going to be speechlees.
Im so frsh all the blind wanna peep this. Im insane like theres no stoping me.
If you think you can top me then please come again.

Yo man its not that im tryna hate
Its just im betta and that we cant debate
OH shit wait
Naw never mind, cause you just a fake
And when I made you a birthday cake
You pissed your panties, cause a clown popped out
You dissin sayen you spittin of the dome
And your gunna hold your 9mm in my home
Man get the fuck outta here cause that 9mm is yo dick
Im sorry you cant get no chick
But if youd stop bangen em
Maybe youd be able to hold onto em
Cause I heard yo ex sayen, 'that geezy, is way to sleezy'

Slim you look like a gayer verson of Tim Allen.
But i ant haten, Cause your a nobody,
Lil slim ill throw you in a lake cause you cant swim.
Then all ya boyz will be sayin oooo he so grimme,
Think you can take on me boy you need to check in a gym,

Your shit was wack i didnt like it.
I bet yo pussy ass can even take a hit.
Ill have your words stuck on a frozen clit,
And when your sleepen that when your neck gets split.
This if of them dome.
Pause i dont wanna go to your home.

You little stupid bitch i bet you still have your Period,
With does word your rap game has ended,
What the fuck is this shit that you have posted,

Slim your more skinnyer then the grim reaper.
But i kill deeper..
But please dont call me charter,
Cause i bet you come out with mad amor.
I dont care cause i dont sense no danger.

No hate cause people like to debate on who is better,
I tend to play with your mind,
Its like throwin up fake gang signs.
But when you do it its from behind,
Cause youa pussy slim,
When im done with you your gonna have a limp,
Suck my dick and ill give you a tip,
Or go be a bitch and stay on your moms tit,

Man I never sucked my moms tit
I just straight up slit her throat
My dad says thats nothin to boast about
But I say. 'What the fuck it was all me'
I was eight years old, already a g
Now im in grade 10, disceting frogs, I grab my lab partner and slit his throat
OH shit sorry geezy, I guess here comes the grim reaper
To pick up yo ass, cause your bleeding all over this frog you sleezy motherfucker
Now im 15 years old, slit my moms throat, and my lab partner
So now im wonderin should I hit rewind and start over
Naw I aint gunna start over, cause I wanna stay out past 9
And not sip no wine, im already hammerin the caribou lou

Wow im scared,
I better go home and cry,
Cause your bummy words hurt me,

Better stay past 10,
Cause im going to attack again,
See slim you give off no fear,
Like a big brown bear,
Ill shot you down,
Like the kid at a part wen they see a clown,
Step up to my town . . Pause you'll turn around,
Cause we don't like bitches,
Catch this cause im throwing punches real easy,
Your just a gun that says squeezee me,
Killing you mom wow i give you that,
I woulda done the same to her she was gunna die anyway SHES TOO FAT.
i BET when she goes to the city they say we need help cleanin, BUT SHE EATS THE RATS,
Walkin on my block she would be beat with bats,
Slim to me your like eminem wife KIM,
ill kill you bro, and it dont show,
That i have the right flow,

Man you given me props for killin my mom
So ill come threw and disect your dad
Maybe thatll get you mad
You tryna start beef with me, and put me ina tomb
Well the only beef you ever really had, was with soccer moms
And the only time I ever seen a soccer mom
Was when I was with your mom
But im not gunna disrespect your family members
Im just gunna make sure they remember
How badly Slim cut you up
I dont need do it with a knife or even physicaly
Ill do it all lyricaly
And when I write one more rhyme
You say shit man its bedtime

Fuckin slim,


I int done with you.
I picket bigger bully's then you,
Thinking your cool, cuz you can spit.
What is that i hear ''SHIT''
Bedtime, But i haven't finished my rhyme,
I think i have enough time,
Ayyy yoo SLIM,
Its about to get real,


Talk that shit if you want to.
Cause between me and you.
I went to school,
Wassent on dha streets 24 seven just to eat,
Well yea wen i was 3 but that's overseen,
That your going to die by the time you reach 33,
Thats crystal ice too me
But your shit has never been seen,
While im ova hear workin ma ass of sellin dat green,
U at home watching gay porn on a plazma t.v
Not only that but the whole hood can see,
Cause you aint nothin but easy tea,
I mean ill step up to you and ull fli,
Like a fucking cat in a tree,

Lmao nice drop man

You sayen ima live tell im 33
Man I was hopen fo 23
But I guess ima make it to become a OG
And yeah man im watchen gay porn on my plazma tv
But the only thing I see
Is geezy's lil sleezy dick
Hes puttin it up another guys ass, and im thinkin, 'why not a chick?'
Im goin tick tick tick tick tick BOOM!
My guts are all over the room
Damn man you were right, im 33
The best OG

Was it qood?


Wow in the end your still watching gay porn,
My shit is 8 inches lonq,
Cause they way you said it was wrong,
Watching me in gay porn,
I bet you love to see my dick,
Lick ma crack nd my upper back,

Alright,
Yo slim,
I don't go that way,
Because think again cause i saw your broke ass standing on the highway,
You had a sign that said ''IM GAY''
[[GEZZY]] CLAP* CLAP* WOO RAY,
Yea you gunna die b4 33,
I quess cause u int doing terrazzo,
But ima let you squeeze,
Let you get your life ova with in 123,
U a OG, more like NO G,
Cause haters like you wanna cop me,

syn got the rachet
with the mack and duece nine
pass ya the bullet so you could catch it
man geezy tight but yall spit loose lines
its like the bitch real juicy
but niggas dick small like algebraic brackets
ima forest fire something like i cause havoc
man the clip and the nine get attached with
the clips long like tennis rackets
make niggas dissapear fuck majic
your girls mouth got properties of extrenous elastic
collegan abundant i drop my dick in her mouth
like fruit in a basket
you should free while you got time
man ya bout to meet the maggets
in your casket
eatin your flesh like the portuguese eat rabbits
and the lime is fresh
im bout to kill ya like death
watch the clock wind
as i put yall niggas to rest
man i aint ya kind
keep of my lawn or ill terminate ya like pests
this like shakespeare plays my lines i stress
and if you dont keep up
i put the gat to ya vest
put you down like a wild pup
and break you like fallin down steps
man i got mad punchlines like a strong bench press
cant hang with my pace
ya rpm aint pass the dyno test
spit fast
put your arm in a cast
thats broken like ya skin wit a herpie rash
break out the duice
brains like potatoes mashed
money aint a thang instead a got a deady body stash
and yall just statistics
like economic growth with cash
man i got weed call me mr.grass

Look Geezy, your rhymes is sleazy
you aint a nigga yous a breezy
My rhymes is ill, I leave niggaz wheezy
I'm the hardest nigga around, and you? you just EASY
Only time your lyrics present Difficulty
Is when the Iron-lung leavin u difficulties breathing!
My missiles is heat-seaking,
They constantly hit me instead of Geezy
Cus i stay with the fires
And his lil smolders measly
Is just me?
Or if his pic wasn't so blurry he'd resemble Ron Weasley
My shits greasy, prone to cause fires
And if you sayin you spit raw you a bold faced Liar
Catch this nigga gettin his lingo from The Wire
Bet yous a Gringo, bet your girl flat like a fucked up Tire
I'm done with this worthless piece Trash
Come and hit me back, wit your punk ass

Alright faggot i had it you an your little rap shit.
Pussy bitch dont even come on here no more why you scared.
Comeing at me cause you find me easy please .
You a bird that cant fly with one wing your going to die.
Here let me say my goodbyes .


You a bitch but i aint spazzen.
Cause word that come out cha mouth aint happen.
Cause you going to hear some clips clapen this is spitten no rapen.
I hear is a bird on the otherside of were i'm from fronting.
you aint doing nothing but here let me throw down a little something.
You think you spit hard nothing but mouth wash.
I bet your going to die with your family in a super car crash.{With a piece of class in your ass
Bitch comeing at me is fun cause i'm the wrong one.
Ill kill you withen every line wait i i i bet you weight a ton.
Always carryin g a gun why you pussy?
fucking mod you aint doing shit.
wait your on my next hitlist let me check it off cause your already dead.
sliced up in a bathroom with no head.
As for your mother she with a knife in her chest under my bed.

Wow you spit better then me i give you that.
But ill be comeing around with that gat.
you willl hiss like a fucked up cat with no rat to eat.
dont press me yo cause i dont want to get messy.
really ill step in this shit dick freshly.
blow a hole in your face with that glock rollin deep step to my block.
and you littl hard self will get pooped.
and robed of shot up on the block.
slam your face in with a ovaload of rocks.

fuck you bitch im geezy please dont test my ''Gee''
fuckin mod aint now shit but he love the dick that why he still hear.
u pussy ull probly banned me cause im kill you.

yeah geezy your bars are sleazy.
cheesey your name dont please g's.
but hey its not your fault grammer made you feel uneasy.
all sick and queezy.
trying to write lyrics but your stuck in the slow lane.
mr geezy the real fake shady.
stuck in the bottom of the rap chain.
so its not your game.
but dont feel shame.
a better mc's taking your place.
so you should stop day dreaming and wake your self.
cus im a new nightmare lyrical mastermind.
i dont just typed and spit shit that dont make sence.
cus you dont make sence.
your like the ein without the stein.
but im out so enjoy the rhymze's

i dnt spit nemore famz

whyz that mate .
if its haters.
fuk em.
you got skill

Alright .

This is why you get blasted in the chest.
Talking all that shit will get you riped on the Mic.
Its over seen that your going to get shot up on the streets at the age of 13.
See when i spit its very mean but its only cause before i do it i be smoken green.
Ill kill you and your whole pussy team cause between you and me . I'm Mvp.

if you battleing me then you better watch out.
Cause my lines are just like a knock out if i run up on you with the glock you better not shout.
cause 1 2 3 and your out ill lock and load. and then you fumble and foled.
Your like a homeless eating food of the road while my chains dinggel with gold.
your music they cant be sold they suck i dont even know why you try.

booom bye bye you lifes ova

[Abe]
Yo abe, you callen geezy sleezy
That must be because his dicks up your ass easy
And he aint tryna be no fake shady
Not followen nobody, unlike abe behind his lady
Sayen, 'Oh babe please'
You got dumped, cause your not like the real emcees
This game aint got no freebe's
You goin threw school failen to be a jockey
Cause youz a fucken hippie
With no fucken groupies
Damn man, open up, Slims gotta pee


[Geezy]
MVP of the rookie league
Man to me your just feed
Yeah man, ill watch out
But shit man, I dont need to shout
Cause my boys are already here
So ill walk threw you with out fear
And the only reason my music cant be sold
Is cause the profanity is way to gold
Yo geezys gettin old
So I dont gotta watch out, bitch you been told

lil slim your just 15.
act your age.
and grow a dick before you can test me.
why you even on this site.
shouldnt you be in the pokemon league.
with all the pokemon geeks.
and geezy i rate.
but i do wish you had his name.
so i could rhyme sleezy with geezey and chat about your game.
which your game is no game.
at the start you should of pressed easy.
cus now your clashing with the hard league.
cheap ass bitch.
whose shoes you trying to fit in.
its you bitch thats just been told.

Abe .

I hate you bitch.
I wanna cut your throat .
Tie a not around your neck and let you choke.
Ill leave you in the rain with no coat.
I bet if you step to the mic you would choke.
Yo slim isent this cat a wanna me ?

Man that dogs a straight up wanna be
Dissin me cause im in the game early
Shit man I been in it sense I was eight
And Abe just got ate
But he dont want to admit it
His only rhyme is game with game
Like man, you got a taimed vocabulary
Man ill shoot and watch you fall like a cary
When you try to rap, you should atleast rhyme
Or else your never be behind the mic
Like man, ive upgraded to a bike
Your still riden a fucken trike