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    Slim Vs. Pickles

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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:46 pm

    Man hes a dum motherfucker runnin on luck
    But all he said was what the fuck
    Cause he started beef with two
    And now he got the whole crew
    So I dont think we gunna see him aroud no moe
    Cause he got killed by my fucken hoe
    Lets forget about this guy, cause hes a thing of the past
    I know he would never last
    Change it up, and hit the beats fast
    Go to the movie scene, and rip up the whole cast
    Like shit man thats just a test
    Cause pickles and slim, the best
    So when you get on this forum, dont beef with us
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Ppickles on Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:32 pm

    not with us i can gurantee that
    beacuse we will make your fuckin neck snap
    we use our fist we dont need our gats
    but best believe we have one straped
    just incase a bitch pull trap
    and try to get more then whats in my lap
    cuz a bitch doin that is a bitch that gets caped
    cuz fuckin with my money is like wearing shit fot a cap (nobody do that)
    all that bitch get is my nutt on her back
    let the shit slide down her crack
    slamin motherfuckers like my name is Shaq
    you spittin riddles we spittin facts
    i know you motherfuckers like that
    beacuse me and slim always layin down PHAT
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:39 pm

    Man I love layen it down phat
    Like the joints I roll
    Then we have a contest poll
    Sayen whos the best rap crew
    They all come to say, its a crew of two
    Shit man we even knew
    The end, before you even had a clue
    Like man yall looken fo the best crew
    But we been rappen for ages, and your shits new
    Are shit we drop, takes off to the top, and sticks like glue
    So dont even try to test us, cause we only need to drop a few
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:39 pm

    Man I love layen it down phat
    Like the joints I roll
    Then we have a contest poll
    Sayen whos the best rap crew
    They all come to say, its a crew of two
    Shit man we even knew
    The end, before you even had a clue
    Like man yall looken fo the best crew
    But we been rappen for ages, and your shits new
    Are shit we drop, takes off to the top, and sticks like glue
    So dont even try to test us, cause we only need to drop a few
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Ppickles on Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:58 pm

    need to drop a few but we will probably drop more
    our lines drop heavy like cops kickin in doors
    yall dont wana diss us no more
    a 2 man crew hittin like 16 or more
    give me the ball its a gurnatee score
    our lines are the sickest and theres no fuckin cure
    i sell good weed and coke that is pure
    got shit coming in from the west coast shore
    if you need somethin im the man to look for
    im lacin you up like chirstmas decor
    not wasting my time on haters no more
    cuz me and slims lines are worth way more
    people saying we to hardcore
    so you better hit the deck when we walk through the door
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:09 pm

    Man fuck the door, walk right threw the wall
    Stand tall, like a fucken king
    Wait fo the bell to go ding ding
    Then punch em out like UFC fighter
    Shit man, these lyrics dont get no tighter
    The only thing I can do is get higher
    I got this weed to deal
    But I smoked it all, past out, woke thinkin fo real
    Man, ima drug addict
    Its like an untaimed habbit
    And if you dont sell me the best kush
    Ill put my fist to your face, and push
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Ppickles on Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:21 pm

    push and swing bitch your knocked out
    we will smoke your weed and dig your bitch out
    man i need lube that pussy like a drought
    smokein weed and rappin is what im all about
    if your against my opion i will stand up and shout
    me and slim will never lose a bout
    we guttin motherfuckers like rainbow trout
    see my rhymes are endless meanin im never runnin out
    even if they are short best believe there stout
    meaning one line will lock you out
    eating lines up like germans to sourcrout
    gettin high as fuck now im zonein out
    see now i forgot what where talkin about
    fuck it i will rap again when this blunt spark out
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:16 pm

    Shit man light up anotha one
    Rip up anotha one
    Man the shit we started has just begun
    I aint even started to have fun yet
    But man the shit I got aint parted
    And it aint fo the weak hearted
    Like shit man, all you gotta do is get potted
    Rocketship aint even begin liften
    But im still double fisten
    R&R, and captain morgan
    Skip tim horton
    Just fly back anotha one
    Stroke up another one
    Make him hit the ground, now im haven fun
    Cause my lyrics just got insane
    You cant keep up to my flow, and game
    And im still taim
    Wait tell my eyes turn red
    Then ill show you, a coffen is a bed
    Fuck this shit im fed up
    Man dont even try to fight
    I bite, like a great white shark
    That shit aint even hard to flow to
    But you know, I need to
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Ppickles on Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:55 am

    a great white shark who hasent fed in days
    so when we smell blood we on da rage
    people wonderin how i got out of my cage
    i was locked up for being self duranged
    turnin to a warewolf check my fangs
    couldnt even be stoped with a silver bullet BANG
    cuz im getting higer then a hippie in a plane
    we in it for the love not in it for the fame
    but i wouldnt turn it down if the chance came
    beacuse my love for money and musics the same
    when people read my lines there like damn i just came
    beacuse my flow is hotter then pussy on a train
    why when thugs die dose it always rain
    they never shead a tear tell the day there slayin
    hooked on the money they gettin from the cocaine
    sell it to kids fellin no shame
    beacuse in this life we just pices to a game
    and the only way to get ahead if you agree to play
    so listen close to the words we say
    cuz me and slim can mean alot in the verses that we spray

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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by $Pandemik$-$Epidemikk$ on Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:59 am

    Hey yall.. You should hit up: http://lyricalthreatz.com/forums/

    Everyone moved there. You can battle, get votes you know, so it aint just you two.

    Plus I'm still Staff there, all the old staff here is staff there.
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:30 pm

    Yo shit man, Slims back
    I been away fo a couple days, but I aint gun whack
    While I was gone I was feeden on there spray
    Then all I said was, 'you gay'
    And they all said I won that day
    I like fuck that, I aint leaven ma shit empty
    So I started a freestyle, bout humpty dumpty
    With shit like, he was real humpy
    But the bitch was gettin dumped likely
    Then that bitch turned humpty
    Into a french fry
    Ay, yo, dude, that guy gotta be you!
    Cause your small, like im 100, your only two
    Shit man, im sorry I got a bigger crew
    And guess what, thats not the first thing I got bigger then you! hahah!!!
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Ppickles on Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:19 pm

    yo whats with this guy claimin to be staff
    he must be higer then a fucking giraffe
    beacuse we run this place we wont obey
    if you want respect youll have to pay
    beacuse me and the rest stand in your way
    and if you plan to beat us you better pray
    cuz we do this shit man everyday
    but we aint beefin we just sayin
    dont claim to run shit you just sound gay
    beacuse we run this shit like a renagade
    and thats they way its gotta BE
    and thats my RAPology
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:14 pm

    Man is that suppose to ben an apology?
    Well whatever man, I dont care, ima start a rap orgy
    Oh Oh, and that guy not aloud in it
    Ight here he go

    We yap, and yall follow
    We rap, and yall get hollow
    Like shit man im only mellow
    Yall havnt heard me holla
    Dont even try to lyrically run, ima catch-yea
    Wanna battle, you win is like em retiring for good
    My phone goes off, I reallize ima a man hore
    Cause im always givin these girls more
    Then I smash a store
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Ppickles on Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:13 pm

    smash a store fuck lets smash 3 more
    cuz we dont give a fuck we straight from the core
    you motherfuckerz just cant hack it no more
    battling us and your lossin for sure
    we takin you out like this was a war
    killin a cop if he knock at my door
    filling up clips incase they call more
    my shot is so perfect so epic and pure
    after we get his we comin for yours
    your down with the sickness wherre up with the cure
    kicken and screamin dont hit me no more
    but we are resentless and kick you some more
    then we rob you quick like convenit stores
    we closein you up like pimples 2 pours
    And dunkin on you like BLAZERS vs Spurs Basketball
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:20 pm

    Man dont cloose em
    Grab a needle and pop-em
    End there rap career, its a retire challenge
    Step up to us, drop two lines, forget to manage
    I dont even have to rap, the fanz tell-em
    They like, 'Aiyo Slims a fellon'
    Straight to the top
    Gettin arrested, sayen 'I was goin to fast to stop'
    Just smoke some more pot, tell yea drop
    Like shit man, we in the fast lane
    Against us, yall aint guna last long in the game
    Cause they all chanten 'Slim!'
    Yea man, everybody knows him
    And hes the one, thats slept with kim
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Ppickles on Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:21 pm

    man slim and P
    are the illest on the mic
    cuz i can flip my tounge faster then any dike
    when i tie my shoes i say make me like mike
    everyone knows that me and slim are tight
    thats why if your beefin with one its an all out fight
    we spit this shit day and night
    and we get high like kids flyin kites
    we the realiest never bite
    we could be on the left and still be right
    shining like the sun big and bright
    light this blunt and lets take flight
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:34 pm

    Once youve taken flight
    Take the soul of another life
    Cut him up bad like your ex-wife
    Your just to young to understand strife
    But im the one behind 9-11
    For me, killin people is 24/7
    We steppen on emcee's like they plankton
    Cook em up in an oven
    Tell there skin melts
    Damn man, I cant imagin how that felt
    You got a fat welt
    And I just reallized it was misdealt
    "Oops time to do it all again"
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Ppickles on Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:54 pm

    again and again me and slim win
    we cant be defeted even if its 2 vs 10
    we taking on many men
    they think there so real but they mostly pretend
    i have you sayin uncle like you was my kin (nephew)
    i leave you toothless call huck finn
    and your partner he can be jim
    but theres gunna be a diffrent way this story ends
    your gunna be caught and shackled at the shin
    but we throw you in the ocen not throw you in the pen
    cuz we know you wanna be locked up with other men
    but you cant take the preasure of dodging shark fins
    so your sinking to the bottom cuz you cant swim
    and gettin hacked up like a tree limb

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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:02 pm

    Hack him up with a chain-saw
    Even when we was kids, we were throwen em off the see-saw
    Lets me please be the first to say
    Weclome to this game
    Where the angels pray
    And the demons play
    You wont last long so dont plan to stay
    Cause ill drop one line to say, go away
    You got hacked up, so you can no longer play
    So just climb in santa's sleigh
    Lets see if he can fly, knowen how much you weigh
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Ppickles on Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:55 pm

    man i move more weight then the joly saint nick
    if hes sellin one im sellin six
    so dont wonder why the bitches on my dick
    they want a baller not no 9-5 bitch
    why do you think i sit and spit
    to get my dick rubed and my balls licked
    never ran with a crew never fit with a clique
    had a few close homies and we made a grip
    if you lookin for drugs we live in room 6
    my lines shine like they the rookie first pick
    im dunkin balls while you gettin assist
    me and slim are stars so stop acting pissed
    beacuse in this game we never missed
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:58 pm

    Man never missed cause you cant miss somethin that never stops
    No matta what yall say, pickles and slim gunna rap it to the top
    Nothin can slow us, not even the pot
    Man even tho its been a long time
    Sense we done a wrong crime
    Just been to busy with the lyrics to hit the white long lines
    Just written up 2 more rhymes, maybe taken some bong hits
    Inhale it, right back to the bottom of the lung pits
    Gettin high as shit, written out my anger, thrown fits in my lyrics
    Talken bout, taken your eyes out wth chopsticks
    Dont care, even if yea call me a convict
    Ill still beat out all the critics
    We playen matrix
    I thought it was gunna be a picnic
    But its more like deep-six shit
    And you know we dont spit it off the dome

    More like of the tip of the tongue, then bringen yea mommys home
    Man with her, im as popular as a stolen garden gnome
    You thinken mommys goin missin every night
    Naw shes comen to my house to get a nice light
    When she woke up the first night
    She had a whole new life
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Ppickles on Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:07 pm

    getting high and written rhymes
    causing problems and doing crimes
    front page new york times
    for a scandle and a murder
    at the same time
    to the fucking top is where we will climb
    just like the sun you know we will shine
    we smoke on weed dont need no lines
    shot of whiskey to ease the mind
    just let go like i went blind
    thats why my soul you'll never find
    i sold it to the devil fuck waiting in line
    cuz what you claim is yours i claim as mine
    so if it comes to fist well thats fine
    cuz my fist knock you silly you hearing wind chimes
    just know you cant fuck with these lines
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:38 pm

    Front page of New York times
    For a scandle and a murder at the same time
    Thats 2 crimes at once
    But I got people sayen I was at home written this rhyme
    Yea bitch, ill admit-it
    Ill even prove to you we did-it
    Man he aint blind
    Our soul is on his mind
    But thats something he cant find
    Cause it aint there
    Cause we just dont care
    Heartless from the age 8
    Even back then I was playen brothers like an ape
    I have no emotion im my eyes
    My lifes story fictional so dont yap lies
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Ppickles on Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:41 pm

    fictonal but dont mean its fake
    just seems surreal from the rips we take
    every day its wake and bake
    tell my eyes turn red and i start to shake
    got the munchies grab a cake
    melt motherfuckers like snow flakes
    find hidden bodies under lakes
    we so smooth/ you stepin on rakes
    2 motherfuckers youll never take
    hit you hard tell your ankles BRAKE
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:10 am

    You ankles broke and its christmas
    You gotta crawl to your gifts
    Dont get lazy and grab the gear shift
    Slow down, before I stop you in your lift off
    Lock you up top of the barn loft
    You missed christmas, and santa never called
    And sorry to break it to yea, but hes a fraud
    Your mommys been lien
    Cant find daddy, well hes out dien
    And its not my fault he was cryen
    I killed him, cause he got annoyen

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