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    Slim Vs. Pickles

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    Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:27 pm

    This is the same place, I placed fate, and straight raped
    ask for a hand give em the k, and make fakes taste lakes
    The basis of friendship should be endless, but these naggas distant
    like satan to Christians, like gay men to straight women
    Like blow dryers to swimmin, tide turned crimson
    put yeah hand back, I kill turkeys befor thanks giving
    Can I get a witness, naw theyd call em snitches and flip the switch then
    Turn darkness to neo glow endins minus the matrix, hate this
    back to the basics, like k-swiss or even asics
    dont ask for favors
    Drugs slid under rugs so much
    one sniff shock kids like high voltaged tazers
    Like I hate the lakers how im chillin with blazers
    watchin pens go in arms while moms pray for erasers
    Told to face your thoughts, night mares even impared
    Scared to leave south like Katrina aint even been there
    Duffle bags full of flares, one shot and skys lite
    If you owe and boss aint paid, yo ass better run afraid
    Cause the gaged blowin ears off faster than a Mike bite
    This aint hype, im being real, this is what my lifes like.
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Ppickles on Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:38 pm

    the life i live every day
    cant hide from bitches cant be affraid
    just re uped now i gota get paid
    cuz money comes first
    2nds getting laid
    i see darkness like im wearing shades
    to many good men been blasted away
    U.S is free thats what they say
    but if you aint making money the push you away
    why do you think i got into the game
    i would rather live legit then have to flip cakes
    cant trust anyone to many snakes
    the only time where free is when where getting baked
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:48 pm

    Man gettin baked all day
    Cause I dont kno no other way
    To get away from my family
    So I rap, and its high profanity
    Like eminem its needen parental advisory
    And when I die, ill become like 2pac
    All the kids with there discmen, listenen to me while they walk
    And yo, I didnt step into this game, for fame
    I stepped into it to make my name
    So yall remember
    Im the one that dismembered my family members
    So stay outta my way
    Or theyll be rememberen you as the one slim cut up
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Ppickles on Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:00 pm

    cut so deep now you in pain
    talk shit to us and you will be put to shame
    me and slim juggernats in this game
    we cant be moved and we cant be tammed
    maybe its or mothers that should be at blame
    cuz 2 crazy fuckers shouldnt hit like trains
    when we drop we put others to shame

    From the Northwest where i do my thing
    on my streetz im known as KING
    so better think twice before steping in the ring
    cuz im going hard when i hear ding ding (bell ring)

    first punch got you rocked
    then slim came in and knocked you out your socks
    call me prank gum cuz i just shocked
    a dirty motherfucker you know my gun cocked
    beacuse where i run its like load and lock
    im just lucky i aint been shot!
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Tue Nov 17, 2009 6:22 pm

    Pickles from the northwest
    Slim from the souteast
    We so far apart, but when we collide
    We blow up half the ring side
    Got people runnin outta the stadium
    Cause we took it from cranium
    To straight up fucken killin-em
    Yall better be read, cause when pickles and I pull out the glock
    We just lock and load
    Then cock back explode
    Walk back, the cold got you shaking
    My whole soul is awaken
    Eyes redder then the devils fire
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Ppickles on Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:26 pm

    2 on 2 you will be blown away
    cuz me and slim came to slay
    hiting hard like we hit j's
    you can come hard and we wont be phased
    and the only time we fellin dazed
    is the times we getting blazed

    steping to us could get your hurt
    put a shotty to your head and call your kurt (kurt cobain)
    come on bitches pulll up your skirt
    battle us and leave in a hurse
    blood soakin through your shirt
    fuck the judge im skipin court
    put a virus in your brain you stuck on rebourt
    if being tall is good you fuckers come short
    me and slim are mvp if you call this a sport
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:33 pm

    When they call my name in the court
    Im at the judges house fucken his wife
    I dont even have to hold my knife to her throat
    She just moans and says, 'fuck me right up my ass hole'
    Man she was tight, and I loved it cause I was smoken a bowl
    She said if dicks were buildings, man was a tower
    And if this was call of duty, I was using stopping power
    And when the judge came home, his eyes filled with anger
    That bitch got an ear full, but I went to juivinile hall
    6 months it was fun
    But next time, I think i better run
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Ppickles on Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:27 pm

    haha slim dont run if you still having fun
    bang that bitch then dip out son
    make that hoe swallow the cum
    then take it out her mouth and stick it in her bum
    make her lick it up like she eating crumbs
    cuz the judge a broke bitch nothing but a scum
    he cant rap na he just humm
    some one tell this dude he done
    cuz slim fucked his girl
    and i rocked his dome
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:43 pm

    Man the judge got rocked
    And his wife got poked
    All that, and we aint even been to the court house yes
    You say ima go there sometime, I say wanna bet?
    Cause man, I dont have to rest
    When pickles, and Slim are under arrest
    I look at him and say, "fuck this, lets kick the door off"
    That door drops paster then a 300 pound fat
    Then I pull out my foot long, and slap the officer like its a bat
    Pickles and Slim cant be held in contempt
    Even when its for attempted murder
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Ppickles on Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:59 pm

    attempted for murder more then once
    but when they found out who did it they knew what was up
    they turned away and started to front
    cuz pickles and slim will tear you up
    we do it so easy like ball in cup
    my laces stay tight on my allstar chuck
    to bad motherfuckers who dont give a fuck
    see we have skill others have luck
    if your lines like cars our lines monster trucks
    see me and slim will never give it up
    asking motherfuckers WHO WANT WHAT
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:08 am

    Man dont fucken ask em what
    Just hand em fo knuckles
    Turn around, have a few beer, and share some chuckles
    Man you know I love a nice flowen cheer
    Put yea hands up, yes I said put yea hands up
    Dont make me repeat, dont make me stop
    Cause all im gunna give you is, pop pop drop
    Pop anotha beer, hear anotha cheer
    Roll up on your rear
    Put my glock out the window and pop pop pop
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Ppickles on Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:28 am

    "POP POP POP"
    thats all you hear
    we roll on motherfuckers anytime of the year
    dont fuck with my money i will cut of your ear
    when i was a kid i never learned how to share
    but i learned to drop lines to knock you out your chairs
    crackin motherfuckers and sippin on beers
    since we make it rain you never in the clear
    when they hear me and slim rap they all cheer
    when you here syn rap man noone cares
    pre writting his shit for 15 years
    then came here looking for me
    but i steped up and knocked him out his seat
    imagnine this rhyme with a sick beat
    remember me and slim will take the shoes off your feet
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:12 pm

    Syns got mickey mouse ears
    He just stand back, listens and hears
    Steals the lines, and prewrites
    Thinks hes an OG but dont even know how to fight
    When I put the pen to the pad, and begin to write
    My lyrics just get tight, like a virgins pussy
    And I drop punchlines, as hard as andy lee
    I flow my rhymes, like the real slim shady
    By the way syn, I fucked yours moms pussy
    She was way to fucken bushy
    So I pulled my dick outta her
    And began to blaze-er
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Ppickles on Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:57 pm

    Blazed the bitch ya slim lit her up
    threw the bitch in the back of my trunk
    and i told slim "yo go wash up"
    drove down the street dead bitch in my car
    didnt know where to go didnt wana go far
    i remembered this place slim tought me about
    where he buried his family and he caught his first trout
    i got out the car and took the bitch out
    tied the bitch up and took my gun out
    i knew she was dead but i wanted some practice
    so i lit the bitch up tell she looked like cabage
    blew up the car and walked away
    but that aint nothin but another day lol!
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:27 pm

    lmfao syns gettin ripped here!!!

    Man I saw the explosion from a mile away
    While I was washen the blood away
    Now I got one thing to say
    syns mom is dead
    Now hes gunna lay, and cry in bed
    Syn you better not fucken rest
    Cause right here, your fucken with the best
    You created beef with pickles
    I judged, and you created beef with me
    Now you got two crazy motherfuckers, you last minutes comin, yea see
    You better watch who you beef with, cause we crazy emcees
    And you know, you dont wanna fuck with these
    Cause normally your beefen with soccer moms

    Yeah man, it was on the front page of the news paper
    Syn beats up helpless soccer mother
    Cause her son
    Beat the shit outta his son
    But now he cant go to jail, cause pickles and slim came into the action
    We'll break into the transportation bus
    Hey syn, open your eyes, your anotha dead asian
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Ppickles on Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:26 pm

    man enough with that bitch hes wastin my time
    he fucking retarded thinken e and l rhyme
    but i slay through him quickly with my first line
    he dont know me and slim aint tryin
    we gettin high and spirtualy flyin
    we would invite syn but we decided no crying
    talking to cops you can gurantee lying
    cuz unlike you syn we aint spying
    me and lil slim arent ever dying
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:51 pm

    Man pickles and slim createn trackz
    And sellen em like backpackz
    Man dont try to lyrically attack
    Or even physical your still whack
    So ima come up and wave my ak
    Like snoop with his gat
    Man this shit it like 2pac is to rap
    Watch out, cause we puttin you in tap class
    I got one question to ask
    Syn, why you harassing the best
    Im thinkin its cause for you, its a lyricall test
    And you love to loose, like all the rest
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Ppickles on Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:05 am

    i sell drugs like candy out of my pack
    my raps are dope why cant i sell that
    if this game was a sport it would be like track
    cuz me and slim are lyricaly running laps
    and now where physicaly pelling back caps
    sitting back writing raps
    getting fucked off pepermint schnaps
    i got a crew never joined a frat
    i got a gun but never bust a cap
    as long as im not in danger i am down with that
    but you come talking shit and the lever pulled back
    throw the guns to the side syn come on lets scrap
    but you call me a bastard cuz i set traps
    if me and slim are dogs the rest be cats
    now who realy wana fuck with that?
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:40 am

    Yo ill tell you who wanna fuck with that
    Its a dum ass tryna be like snoop with his gat
    Thinkin hes ownen all the sins of the different seasons
    His name is syn, and hes createn crime with no reasons
    Like shit man, your not pleasen me
    And in my raps, im not teasen you
    Like when I say ima dismember you
    Just remember
    Bitch, I dont need a knife
    Ill just fo knuckle you and end your life
    Climb in the back seat, and undo your buckle
    Send you threw the winshield
    Man im lost in this field
    Its a big ass pasture
    And your given me alotta pleasure

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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by syn11237 on Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:44 am

    lil slim you like to talk shit about mothers
    well your family screwed up cuz you fuckin all your brothers
    lets take it personal cuz i know you and pickles think you a team
    but ill cripple your whole game like you only got one leg in the jeans
    man you a fiin
    cuz all i here is my name in your mouth
    i only went against you cuz geezy wanted me to put you out
    now you gone fucked up your luck ran out
    man i can rip this whole thing without a dought
    ima give ya two for one
    cuz i know you and pickles like to suck each others dicks for fun
    but after the foreplay you target eachothers buns
    lil slim think he a beast i know wilder niggas in the east
    but you wouldnt know bout that ill snack on you like you's a treat
    man kiss me feet
    you thought me shit was prewrote cuz yall was mad
    i aint angry ima open your eyes up like you on crack
    and hit you with the jack
    have u stumblin on your feet
    lil slim think he a beast he only fifteen
    and pickles you need to stop followin this bitch
    just for doing that it makes you look more like a trick
    man yall just some pricks
    im killin yall like lyme disease you got bit by the tick
    and i hate to infringe on your lil battle
    talk shit ill make your face look like a bloody asshole
    all juicy and tiant
    man tonight you gone start to vegetate
    ill forcefully make you procrastinate
    i know you need some time to think
    ill leave ya faced scraped up like ice skating rink
    and ya lip turn purple from pink
    eye fat as hell couldnt even blink
    and this some type a shit to get me hyped
    im pluckin these two niggas cuz the time is right
    like banana season when the game get ripe
    i snatch your dome off your head
    blow you outta sight
    and bury pickles in the gravyard at night
    man im done with this fight
    these niggas inferior
    im the dog and you scared like you the postal carrier
    man my words are hardcore barriers
    yall just in puberty im wait till yall get hairer
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Lil' Slim on Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:08 pm

    Wow man you killed the cypher...
    You have no flow, and your repetative
    So shut the fuck up man
    I had better flow when I was 9
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Ppickles on Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:44 pm

    syn i thought i told you before
    you would be safer off stayin behind closed doors
    cuz i am comin wilder then angry boars
    your mom and your sister they both whores
    you know mother fucker im HARD to the CORE
    you dumb mothefucker call you AL GORE
    ask to burry me
    im like sure
    cuz syn cant do it alone you need atleast 4 more
    and then your punk ass still cant score
    burry your ass on the northwest shore
    nobody will miss you thats for sure
    come on bitch you realy want more
    you wana get tore up like u did before

    we know you cant battle or even flow
    you fallen down like dominos
    dial down the middle like Att
    i would take the bounty off your head
    cuz i will kill you for free

    see syn he is no g
    see pickles he is an OG
    you more like OJ
    and im not talkin bout the killer
    im talkin bout the drank ya you just a filer
    my lines come so much realer
    and thats why everyone say im so much iller
    you think you on fire but i just chilled ya
    you think your safe but i dun killed ya

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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by syn11237 on Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:48 am

    pickles repetitive lil slim nothin he likes peace like a sedative
    man ima pedator ima kill these cats
    ya sure ya got dick cuz i hear its pussy you pack
    man get some facts
    yall burned like a nascar track
    ill make you spin out have your words slippin
    these niggas oblivious they must be trippin
    man tonight your blood im a sippin
    im sick in the mind flippin
    ya lyrics go soft like oven mittens
    i could be crippin
    in your kitchen
    ignite you like nuclear fission
    or light up your house like an electrician
    and no this aint a mission
    but you scary niggas like twitchin
    and bitch niggas get the stitchin
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by geezy on Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:10 pm

    Syn .

    You are over doing it.
    This is not the place to battle.
    If the owner of this site aint going to say something i will. [No direspect owner]

    Syn keep of this it was geting good untill you had to come out dissen.
    Like i came to read there shit everyday.

    Now go back to i want that nigga Ppickels early.
    Please. Cause i aint feeling it on there shit.

    Like you just killed this whole Cypher.

    Come at me if you want bro.
    Cause ill come back at chu.

    But im not haten of saying anything wrong.
    Keep you shit in your own place.

    Thanks Bro~

    Geezy
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    Re: Slim Vs. Pickles

    Post by Ppickles on Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:46 pm

    Lil' Slim wrote:Yo ill tell you who wanna fuck with that
    Its a dum ass tryna be like snoop with his gat
    Thinkin hes ownen all the sins of the different seasons
    His name is syn, and hes createn crime with no reasons
    Like shit man, your not pleasen me
    And in my raps, im not teasen you
    Like when I say ima dismember you
    Just remember
    Bitch, I dont need a knife
    Ill just fo knuckle you and end your life
    Climb in the back seat, and undo your buckle
    Send you threw the winshield
    Man im lost in this field
    Its a big ass pasture
    And your given me alotta pleasure

    Back to the subject minus any one else
    we had a story going a cypher some call
    but some faggit had to ruin it all
    dont have to use his name no more
    when i say faggit yall know to who i refer
    see he say hes the sickness well then bitch im the cure
    scalping you quick and sellin the fur
    cuz beefin with you aint worth it no more
    so keep my name out your mouth
    and ill keep my dick out of yours
    im cleanin this up like im doin chores
    when i come hot they cheer and want more
    when you come at all they sleep and they snoar Sleep
    this dumbass thinken he hardcore
    but i told him 2+1 and he came out with 4

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