Do it for real yo

If you wana rap do that shit.

Yo guess what i'm at yo momma's house,
I just reached up her blouse,
and found a mouse.
I fucked that bitch till she said get the fuck out,
then I ate some trout,
that's what it's about.

Listen to me son,
rappin' is fun,
my wallet so full it weighs a ton,
niggas see me and they start to run,
I go up to rap concerts wavin' my gun,
I rap so fast i'm like an engine,
don't fuck wit me or i'll go all indian.

rappin' ain't bout dissin the other playa,
It's bout bein' a hatah',
kick your ass up da stairs,
call it elevator,
no more like escalator,
I'm so high i'm like an aviator,
put your girl on my cock to cool my radiator,
if you don't you's a real violator,
I check yo ice if it's real cuz im a validator,
ayy yo i'll catch ya later.

Pass da mic to tiny bagz,
my glock so heavy make my pants sag,
rollin' around wit my red flag,
me and your girl go in my house and play tag,
Run dry on da nine just gimme another mag,
You so poor you r dressd up in ragz,
yo mommas so old I called her a hag,
you so gay you watch that t.v. show J.A.G.,
And for that i'll call you a fag.

I'm like rick ross "got a hundred million dollars",
I'm am da boss so I got a hundred million ballerz,
You suck so bad every time you rap your reputation gat's smaller,
Every dam year i'm gettin' taller and taller,
I'm up in yo face like a computer virus installer,
come here ya lil' bitch dog and put on yo collor,
my raps so smart dey call me da scholar.

You see rappins' my game,
I do it for fame,
but you,hell you suck like notre dame,
and it's a shame,
how sucky youv'e became,
when i see a crip i take aim,
luckily my trigger finger ain't nothin' but taim,
and dis rap battle I do claim,
And there ain't no one else but me to blame.

So I guess now you must admit,
that on you I just spit,
cuz you sound like shit,
and this is it,
go ahead and just submit,
and lick my armpit,
and if you catch me fuckin' your girlz clit,
ain't no one to go and hit,
cuz if you do your throat i will slit,
and i hope you liked my lil' rhyming bit!

who's up?

hahaha..aight man...ur shit is wack dude...haha..u make me laugh ese..

now look..homie

tiny bagz? they should call u tiny dick,
u bitch ass prick,
i dont need my gun ill beat ur ass with a brick,
u aint ready to kick, im quick, slick, sick with this shit dat i spit,
ill throw u down a bottomless pit,
u betta remember to have ur first aid kit,
cuz its ur throat im'a slit,
ill tear u limb by limb bit by bit,
im the dope shit thats legit.
u be rockin the red tag,
by the time im done with u, u be wavin that white flag
catch me on the street ill choke yo ass with a grocery bag,
then ur bitch ass im a drag,
to the back, then stick a dirty rag, in ur mouth n watch u gag,
n crack ur neck till u cant shake ur head,
bitch mess with me n you'll end up dead.
Rick Ross?? u must've not read XXL,
that nigga lied he fell,
my shits hot slicker then gel,
just quit rappin white boy you'll never be able to sell,
u aint never seein the heavens im a send u directly to hell,
an stop talkin slang u aint never been to the ghetto,
so dont ever fuckin come to the ghetto,
or you'll get shanked with a tapered stiletto,
n stop talkin bout biscuits,
u aint never held a gun in ur hand,
ull be lookin at the end of my sig sauer so quit testin me man,
u like vanilla ice tryin to rap again,
heres the "Encore'' listen to some Eminem,
but dont cry bitch dont pout,
u aint ready to bout,
im da troop leader us a boy scout,
so peace mudafucker n im out.

hahaha..aight man...ur shit is wack dude...haha..u make me laugh ese..

now look..homie

tiny bagz? they should call u tiny dick,
u bitch ass prick,
i dont need my gun ill beat ur ass with a brick,
u aint ready to kick, im quick, slick, sick with this shit dat i spit,
ill throw u down a bottomless pit,
u betta remember to have ur first aid kit,
cuz its ur throat im'a slit,
ill tear u limb by limb bit by bit,
im the dope shit thats legit.
u be rockin the red tag,
by the time im done with u, u be wavin that white flag
catch me on the street ill choke yo ass with a grocery bag,
then ur bitch ass im a drag,
to the back, then stick a dirty rag, in ur mouth n watch u gag,
n crack ur neck till u cant shake ur head,
bitch mess with me n you'll end up dead.
Rick Ross?? u must've not read XXL,
that nigga lied he fell,
my shits hot slicker then gel,
just quit rappin white boy you'll never be able to sell,
u aint never seein the heavens im a send u directly to hell,
an stop talkin slang u aint never been to the ghetto,
so dont ever fuckin come to the ghetto,
or you'll get shanked with a tapered stiletto,
n stop talkin bout biscuits,
u aint never held a gun in ur hand,
ull be lookin at the end of my sig sauer so quit testin me man,
u like vanilla ice tryin to rap again,
heres the "Encore'' listen to some Eminem,
but dont cry bitch dont pout,
u aint ready to bout,
im da troop leader us a boy scout,
so peace mudafucker n im out.

hahah wtf??
i put it twice
watever...

A yo daniel872,
you must not know who you be talkin' to,
I'm a pimp rich white boy but I ain't no jew,
and all I have to say iz nigga fuck you!

The only gun that you got is that one inch thang in your pants,
that shit iz so durty it's coverd with flies nd ants,
everyone in da world be praisin' my rappin' chants,
and all you praise iz tha belt that holds up your faggot ass pants,
I may look soft at first glance,
but turn away while you still have the fuckin' chance,
and the only thing i'll give iz one of my marijana plants,
no better yet i'll let you know that i'm a strate up sycophant,
my car so fly it's on a backwards slant,
my rims so phat people think they elephants,
and you may be so confident,
but really you r just badly redolent.

I'ma stop here before i destroy you,
before I make your mexican ass into a pot of beef stew,
before I hit you so hard you have'nt got a clue,
cure your ass like you got da dam swine flu,
knock you in da head so hard you'll wake up sayin' moo,
and all i'm tryin' to do is fuckin' rescue,
i'm like da monster in da closet but i'm sayin more den boo,
you better run now cuz' i'm comin' after you,
and really I ain't got nothin' better to do,
i'll slaughter your ass like i'm usin' voodoo,
nigga i'm da powersaw and you just a screw,
Nigga i'm da teacher and this is my review,
your tummy so fat you like winnie da pooh,
and you better think twice before you do a redo,
I'll own your ass like da yanks in da battle of tippecanoe,
your rappin' so bad you belong in metro zoo,
you belong wit all da monkeys and da bird poo,
and after dis rap you'll be sayin' wow who knew?

So all i'm sayin is check your self before you confront other people,
bro i'm da church and you just the steeple,
so just don't play with me,
my raps so good and da best iz they free,
I am great britian and you just tea,
don't get lost in my raps cuz dey like da red sea,
and before you start up again,
think where your gonna be.

And now im'a leave you with this rhyming note,
and who just wrote,
and just cast your vote,
you fucking mexican refugee boat.

u a sycophant huh? an ass-kisser,
well guess what im a face kicker,
u aint slow bitch im just quicker,
hit u on da head with a bottle of liquor,
im a psycho killer, a blood spiller,
iam the one who is iller,
ill knock u down like a pillar,
u gonna get racial?,
ill tear ur face off, n make u get a new facial,
just like my bitches eli, tina, n rachel,
see im a pimp player,
u were destined to lose call me the soothsayer,
nothin can save u not even a prayer,
im the rapslayer,
i guess u gonna live cuz cant even call u an emcee,
u bitch ass fake ass wannabe,
stop frontin u aint a G,
ill fuck ur face up B,
u aint rich ur parents are,
they bought u everythin ur clothes,ur kicks n ur car,
gonna make me go bizarre,
on ur face im a put out my cigar,
and leave ur ass with a scar,
bitch im from East L.A.,
come to my streets n u wont fuckin make not even a day,
iam from da hood, i've seen inglewood,
i blasted bitch boyz like u,
weather they be blood or crip,
ill put in a fresh clip,
n if i aint got my SS ill get my knife n pull ur eyes out ur fuckin sockets,
im blowin this shit up like space rockets,
we walk with gunz, knifes in our pockets,
stop sayin u rep blood, cuz if u was bloods u'd spill blood,
us a bitch boy a dud,
i hit u like crazy ass flood, u get drowned in watery mud...
im done with this flow,
i gotta fuckin go,
n fuck rachel my hoe...

Alrighht wel I see ur raps have been gettin' higher,
but now ima kill you like da kieser,
and guess what I aint gonna get any nicer,
so as we battle lets see who iz better,
but in the end youll be the regretter,
eat you up like fuckin' chedder,
burn you like a junk letter,
throw you out like an old sweater,
toss you like bad leather,
predict you like stromy weather,
and you are a better rapper? No,never!

Ima cook you in my oven and eat you,
hang you upside down and beat you,
next time I see you I won't even fuckin' greet you,
and now you dissed my parents so ima teach you,
and maybe steal your girl rachel too!

Welcome to my fuckin' school,
where da girlz so hot make your fuckin' eyes drool,
and next time I see you i'll drown you in my swimming pool,
bomb your ass like a muslim named abdul,
and all you are iz a fuckin' tool,
give up now or you'll never see an end to this duel,
you r fake gold and im da crown jewel,
and in this school theres just one rule,
which iz ima knock ur ass out with my fucking stool,
set u on fire after i drown u in fuel,
im a bully and yes im cruel,
ima scare da shit outa you cuz im a fuckin' ghoul.

Ima killa like dat chick uma thurman from kill bill,
Ima kick your ass from here to brazil,
no better yet from here to nashville,
throw your ass upstream and beat you downhill,
and you are amazed by my sick rappin' skillz,
ima cut you in half so bitch stand still,
knock your ass out and stuff you in a landfill,
ima taunt you like I am Dr.phil,
shoot you in da head and put you on my grill,
and the only problem iz you have zero skill,
you be in ur kitchen poppin' retard pillz,
and all u can afford iz clothes from goodwill,
ur raps suk so bad they give me the chills,
ima run ur ass over like u a treadmill,
and my raps so fresh,matter of fact they ill,
ima hit your ballz with a sludgehammer just like u r Jhonny knoxville,
kill you and tie u to a windmill,
and bitch no my parents don't pay for my shoebills,
you suk so bad u smell like a dunghill,
and im da one fukin my hoe jill.

So u better stand and respekt,
ill plug u to the wall so i can connect,
and everything you say about yourself is not correct,
ima flip you and break you like a tech deck,
and my life iz fuckin perect,
if u iller then i better disinfect,
cuz all u r iz a birth defect.

Now its time to bow down,
kiss my crown,
respect my town,
cuz im da best around,
so make no sound,
before you drown,
with a frown,
you dumb faggot ass clown.

And your just a jit,
you peice of shit,
on you i spit ,
ur face ill split,
pop u like a fuckin' zit,
eat you like scrambled eggz and grits,
and I don't need a permit,
to squeeze ur girlfriends tits,
so just admit,
you aint fit,
to rap even a lil bit,
and just quit,
cuz this is it!

Step over daniel let this white man destroy the boy with murderus rhymes i deploy,
locked loaded this kids got noting holded,
if this be hold'em he just folded,
Randz in ya landz without a vest n not guns in handz,
makeing thoughts become plots then watch has weak thugz blood drops,
i spit wicked hot fire,
kid you need to fucking retier,
you shits jokes foreal,
Tiny bagz would croke befor he got record deal,
i carrie a stainless steal blade,
u would need to selfdestruct to destroy my mouth thats like a gernade,
rocking the mic moving the peraid,
bitch ass wigger suck my fucking dick..cmon quicker!
think u drank too much liqure to be saying the word N***er!
im out go home pout,
get new rhymes and try win the lightweights belt,
cuz contewnding without..you loose no doute!
Peace bitch Randz out~

Yo you seen this kids pic?
he got a big nose and small dick!
know he aint busting shit,
fucking pussy whipped by mommy
ima kamakazie nazie bomber bombin,
i aint no eminem,
but eh.. everyone can admit this kid raps feminem,
im just chillin while you running off adrenalin,
kid go pop some ritalin,
stop fittin again,
i aint scean such a weak ass poser like this big brown Noser!
man you worse then lil wayne,
only thing you got better is probaly the chedder man,
but eh all joeks aside, ima let it ryde,
when you said "I'm a pimp rich white boy but I ain't no jew"
cuz "nobody didnt have a clue" when richy rich came on threw,
go back preschool, sniff glue seem cool,
try blend in, gain at lest 1 friend,
get the fake red rage off,
cuz kid posseing get ya fucking head blown off!

Man,
Randz got no flow and his shits lackin,
So get out the way cuz here comes the captain,
Snowy like a midnight in Aspin,
Fatal attraction, waiting to happen,
Betta hide ur girl cuz for me she be gaspin.
So get on ur knees and betta start beggin,
What u undaclassman need some asprin?
You got sumthin to say, before i start blastin??

$nowy think you know me?
hommie you can fuckin blow me,
im from winnipeg...
the place where kids grab the meg splatter bullets that split in half your leg,
where natives chop ya cock off for acting cocky,
kid there aint no stoppin me, im like rocky,
where whiteboys rock hard nightly,
rap a rope around ya neck tightly,
i see in my sight kids that need a fight,
slap off the black n white,
kids come back its murder tonight~

$nowy iz right randz got no flow,
hes just a hoe,
who has no bros,
who licks my toes,
and randz ima kill u with my garden hose,
this is my duel where anything goes,
randz u so poor u wear goodwill clothes,
come to my hood and see dead niggas in rows,
and yes my raps got flow,
get out my face before i break ur nose,
my raps r atomic try not to overexpose,
keep this up u wont make da pros

Randz u talkin' shit,
u fuckin' jit
go back home and massage ur clit,
back off before I pop u like a zit,
I gotta go so for now this is it

Tiny you aint got no structure,
whenever i see yo mum know i fucked her,
Spitting whatever comes to head,
it's easy and simple like your mother in bed.

You may get a friend, but i've got a crew.
your mums comin back for another screw.

Havin' bro's who lick your toes?
your rhymes have hit all time lows.

They dont make sense an are random
all my hits to you i'ma land'em.

go to yo sisters room in the mornin'
You'll find me naked in there still snorin'

haha ur funny homie i'll give u that,
but if u try it again ur face ill splat,
andd to do tht i'll use my gat,
i'm da exterminator nd u da rat,
on ur face i just sat,
ur raps r weak, mine r fat,
im doin magic so get back in my hat,
right now im fuckin ur girl even tho shes flat,
we playin cat nd mouse, no more like mouse nd cat,
can u hear me now, wait bitch where u at?

Aww look amnesty's afraid,
now hes gettin' served cuz he disobeyed,
his shoes Kmart, mine r suede,
he's so dumb he still in pre-k,
dis ain't WWII so this ain't no air raid,
more like vietnam, oh look a grenade,
ima mix amnesty up nd drink like lemonade,
get out my land u aint ready to invade,
my phones unlimited, urs just pre-paid,
nd whats sad iz u never gonna get laid,
or paid,
if raps were heavy u just been outweighed,
ur sorry ass needs an upgrade,
now im treatin u like shit, like u a fuckin' maid,
dis is warfare, i hope u prayed,
im da highest scorer in the fuckin' arcade,
im at the airport, ur flights been delayed,
go to my hood its like a fuckin' parade,
homies in squads no more like fuckin' brigades

Now amnesty i hope u got the idea,
best back up before i give u dierheea,
nuke ur home like the fuckin' Koreas,
eat u up like warm tortillas,
throw u in the oven at the pizzerias,
shoot ur brains on the wall,
cut it out,
call ot art,
now its in a galleria,
now its for sale in Ikea

Santa's comin' to town,
but not to ur hood,
cuz u weren't good,
like lil' girlz should,
and ur momma can't understood,
y i walked her with wood,
Amnesty aint understood adulthood,
let alone manhood,
cuz hes stil in the level of childhood.

Alright im out, peace!

you sitting on my face you some kind of gay?
your rhymes and life i'm gonna slay.
remind your mother she's gotta pay.
to have a piece of me every day.
so your rhymes are shit what you gotta say?
you got yourself arrested for callin a copper gay'

So get some rhymes that flow and make sense.
like ma man in this place ma main man spence.
your lyrics are shallow and my are dense.
they're short like your penis mine tall as a fence.

so step the fuck off this stage aint big enough for two,
you don't know what you doin' you aint got a clue.

Amnesty u make laugh,
but ur raps r ugly, they need a bath,
boy u best back up before i cut u in half,
beet u across the head with my magic staff,
put u in africa hope u get eat by a giraffe,
before waz the attack now comes the after math,
u pissd me off noww feel my wrath

Ill be like R.Kelly ima piss on you,
give it my own lil' twist ima shit on u,
you should go home so go bak 2 the zoo,
dis iz WW3 but u aint joinin my crew,
now im up in ur face like superglue,
u best watch yourself im comin after u

Ima kill with a screw no wait a nail,
beat u across the head with a pail,
ur bones r frail,
u goin' to jail,
u drink too much ale,
ur raps r stale,
ima kick ur ass on the stairs nd beat ur head on the rail,
go up a mountain nd beat u down the trails,
put u a bunch of gators hope they kill u with they tails

Now its u tht ima kill,
just for the thrill,
i hope u took ur pills,
now i have the chance to kik ur ass uphill,
so bitch stand still,
u got no skills,
u wear fake grillz,
no need to chill,
submit now ,
but untill,
im out sucka gonna go nd kill.

niggaz raps r slim mines r fat
ill eat ya food n watch u slim fast
bar for bar can u do that
the 2 word bars plz remove that
supose to be a big time gangsta nick named tiny bag
im amused so inthused get a clue and a real swag
my bars so sick niggaz call doctor dre
i bang in queens dats y lil kim on her way
u want sum skillz cop a feel drop da pills
now imma kick ya ass down da hills
he feel da thrillz he got da chillz
he understandin dat md soldier kills neva lie cus im 4 real
he handin ova his grill wen im done his teeth is da only thing dat he fills
u think imma stop it im goin in my pockets heres sum change try n make sence
im to ligeit to quit kid in ur presents u n ya rap r nither future its past tents

tiny bagz i be dissin so listen, u missing, quit kissing snowys ass, im sitting here smoking a fat pound of grass, busted a nut inside ya mother without rubber whats it like having another baby brother, randz is in the crew quit sniffing ya glue r u 2, your pushing ya luck you fuck up, you know ya snowys bitch so shut up thats whats sup im east side we ride for life this mother fucker cant even get a wife. tiny fagz needs a life shank the goof with a knife, im done this was fun grab my gun, load a crip, make ya a crip cause of ya lip.

ayo chill before I stuff you in the freeza
compact in a box da size of a visa
oddly your rymes reminds me of a teasa
mines rip and cuts somebody to a pizza
lil measly flow in a real battle you'll be easy dough
D used to be the needy greedy doing graffitti
now Im the the leading meeting wit all the witti
I got bitches in the city wit D Light tated to they titi
you got ten men wit comments said you pretty
look I'll make sure your coffin has a nice bedding
cuz you fuck and stuck on the same guys you sucked so where else are you heading

You finna LOATHE LOTS and GO ROT in COLD COTS my FLOWS HOT and keeps 'heatin up' like a fuckin' STOVE TOP! You just a MAULED ACTOR FLAWED RAPPER with no CALLBACK OR nothin'.. lets see what 'comes out ya mouth' when i rip ya damn JAW BACKWARDS!!(woo!) Yep.. ya HEAD BE SPINNIN' don't DREAD ME WINNIN' you'll 'die by spits' from this DEADLY VENOM!! You don't just suck dude.. sprinkle a little GARBAGE ON THAT and you 'gettin fucked royally' like bad ARTIST CONTRACTS!! Don't be mad dog.. I got LOTS TA BE SHONE and keep ROCKIN' THE THRONE while STOPPIN' THESE TONES.. you drop 'fast and cheap' like commercials with a TRAVELOCITY GNOME!! I LIVE TA THRILL and SPIT AT WILL you'd think I'm 'playin volleyball' the way I DIG N' KILL!! It ain't a surprise you will NOT BLOSSOM but I ain't talkin 'WWE' when I say you'll hit ROCK BOTTOM! Imma tell it to ya like you ain't never HEARD IT BEFORE.. want some fuckin' beef? I'm SERVIN' THE COURSE have you HURTIN' SOME MORE when I'm BURSTIN' THE FOUR the FIRST IN THE DOOR just fuckin' THIRSTIN' FA CORPSE!! AT A GLANCE I won, we'll say THAT TA FANS who think this is actually 'beef'.. but you LACK THE PANS.. face it, your didn't even HAVE A CHANCE!! I'm so PERFECT..PRISTINE.. Ain't no "Wesley Snipes' but you gettin' MURDERED WITH SEVENTEEN!! I make readers APPLAUD IN AMAZEMENT skill matches that of HALL OF FAMISTS..

Applaud in amazement? More like Boo in shame,
Stretez ain't nothing, like all the rest he's lame,
and now He lost I claimed his dame,
and in her mouth I just came,
his raps aren't wild, they are tamed,

But Im the master I'm here to unleash,
I'm the baddest mother fucker walkin down the streets,
Double cross me, nigga you wont eat,
Now bend over, on your knees, kiss my feet,
for the king is here, best start your retreat,

War is over, clean up done,
now im just here to have some fun,
but u bitches don't get it,
I Aint gonna run,
Ima be in ur face like the motha fuckin sun,
ima kill u but not with a mutha fuckin gun,

Or a bat,
Or a blade,
but rather with my style,
u gonna die every time u step up,
like SouthPark's "Kyle"
And I hope u wont speak for a while,

My choppa hungry for meat, its time to feast,
Ima come after u like u beauty im da beast,
Ima Eat you brains, Or your eyes at least,
Ima da rap king of the motha fuckin east!


R.I.P. Monster

What a surprise OCK BITCHING want my advice? STOP SPITTING cause you just a FLOP, LISTEN its obvious *YOU JUST SCUM* plus this *DUDES SO DUMB* he 'broke his back' SHOPLIFTING!!! (shop lifting)/ You best be GETTIN TO STEPPIN or you get PRESSED WITH THE WESSON now I'm GUESSING YA SWEATING when I'm with ya girl and we fuck till my *COCK HURT* cause when I 'free kick' and *SOCK HER/SOCCER* she'll know I'm the 'premier league' and you the SECOND ELEVEN!!!/ Got rhymes that are CLEAVING YA CHEST after this battle ya free to GRIEVE FOR YA REP cause when 'Stretez and Tiny' meet its like I *killed all the 'southpaws'* cause I LEAVE NOTHIN 'LEFT'!!!/ This FAGGOT IS LAME, THAT'S THIS FOOL'S BEST he's so 'homo' that the BASTARD GETS ANAL WITH TOOL SETS but the last time Tiny brought 'heat to the table' was TAGGING HIS NAME ON HIS SCHOOL DESK!!!/

im just a little itty bitty crip creepr creeping slow with my flow i spit wicked yo,
listen im blessing the mic im testing your skill you hype?
ya not right to try battle an acapella apacolypse,
im pac, im crips, ima rock them hips and lock lips on this girl i kiss,
ya snitch, ya hiss, like a pussy whipped fagget,
ya rich, ya bitch, become gushy when my meg hit,


edit: finesh rest in morning too drunk high n tired

re-Edit: ok now i finesh.

lets hit the blocks, fuck the rocks u sell lots?
i chop drugs threwout enimie territories,
im rappin about kinda scary storys,
im from the wild west, the north side of the border,
its a wild test to become the best while i brush drit off my sholder,
ima scolder, hot like the sun's core,
a big roller, baillin like a lakers score,
the board reads 100 to 1,
ima bout to stop, but only after i'v won.