Just jotting b/s

I'm not a gangsta but I handle mine, I'm only here to pass the time, if you like it then rewind. I need a beat that's so I can shine, like the diamond on her clitorus, one more pump I'll prolly bust, a nut so thick she'll bitch an cuss, make me leave, ha! Humorous.

Gotta chick so thick my friend, I'm scared, if this bitch farts pink eye, I fear. Lickin the kitty like I'm not scared, show this fat bitch who I am g, slid my dick in to hear her scream, riding the wave like I'm a pirate, arhh.....
fucking bitch flipped me now I cant feel my legs. Sitting on me talking about some eggs, and ham, no ma'am I ain't cooking you shit, lemme roll you over cause I can't feel my dick, and she said, you gonna cook me some fuckin bacon, for I ride you and make the earth start shaking and I see my homie laughing peeping in door and I hollered come and help me kid, and he ran up on that bitch from the side and now shes, rolling off the bed like a tide, and I. Jump up and run naked down the hall and I hear some foot steps chasing me but they fall, and I laugh and laugh as I hope in the whip, cause I know my homie got caught by that bitch. Cause I waited for him around the block and he called but I guess he couldn't talk. So I, will never ever stick a fat chick again. U know it's fuckin tempting but I just can't kid.... yeah.
No edit just Rollin with it. Lolz

On some real shit tho.

I think of her constantly, what could have been's a mystery, although we have some history.... damn, she's gone I lost a girl I have longed for, would do any thing for, now she insinuates she don't know me. My heart is feeling holy, like a earth quake hit. But Only my heart, I guess I gather the pieces while they are falling apart..

I hear you snoring, this shits so boring, now u kick me in the face cause u refuse to lay right damnit. Get your foot off my chin I'm trying to right some shit down so I can fit in, but you, keep on kicking me so once again and I'ma sleep on the couch, ah damn ouch! Lolz, my girl be going crazy in her sleep. I guess I could untie her. But if I fall asleep I will be afraid she will be a survivor. I'll call that bitch a liar to the mother fucking judge. I married this girl, why would I need to tie her up? Oh maybe I have a fear of being Lonely, but she's tied up and ain't leaving me buddy.. haha she not really tied up but thinking about tieing hr fuckin feet up tho...