Battle me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

< newest member come try and take my rap battle cherry is you aint scared bitches

Fresh Meat I never stop I never give up why you talkin shit, clearly I don't give a fuck, heres my dick, Take a Lick give my shit a suck, Did I mention Bitch I dont even give a fuck, Fuck you up so bad, make your knees buckle, smash your grill, with my middle finger fuck you knuckle, Leave your ass lyin in a bloody puddle, Suck my dick bitch like its Honey Suckle, welcome to my life, welcome to my struggle, talk about my problems man I've had a fukn couple, Tryna Pick my Brains like tryin to Solve a fukn Puzzle, Pizz Me off Mother Fuker, better grab my muzzle, Stay on top my game, cant knock the hustle, gotta make that bread N put it in a duffel...Bag, I know I'm Da shit and I don;t mean to brag, pocket full of bills makes my pants sag, I was born for fame baby, You know about the swag, thats the reason I attract people like you, you fuckn Fag, touch me again, you'll be unconcious on the floor, You better stay down bitch You don't want know more, I'll rip your fuckn adams apple outcha fuckin core, Burn your body up bitch, yo fuck the Morgue!!!

man i can't keep up with ur ass yacking
i'd rather get into ur bedroom sacking
u call us "fukn fag" is that "the early bird catches the worm" ?!?!
u yappin bout ur fuckin pants let me add to it 'n u'll see the real storm
yeah im faggot call me faggot cuz i hate u sissy
my only goal of comin here was to only fuck u missy
take out ur pants im thinkin 'a ur underwear
thinkin 'a sleepin witcha like teddy bear
so cut the crap 'n don get INTO my hair
i can imagine ur open mouth with that stare
aiyyo...

You guys call your raps the best,
I call you faggots that want dick on your chest,
come on homos sit down I think you need some rest,
rest down don't stand back up,
if you stand up i'll kick yall in da nuts,
but it's pretty obvious your staring at my butt,
meanwhile I'm beating you the fuck up,
blood gushes like a gushers,
the blood so thick it looks like mustard,
your so weak that you can stand back to bustem

SENSE IM JUMPING IN ITS TIME TO GIVE U MY TASTE
WANNA DISS ME MUTHAFUCKA COME AND SAY IT TO MY FACE
YOU JUST A STUPID ASS PUNK DAT DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO RAP
IM COMMING IN ON U LIKE I DIDN'T GIVE A CRAP
I SHOULD ACT LIKE ITS NONE OF MY BUISNESS AND JUST WALK OUT
U AINT GOT NO CHANCE AGAINST ME BITCH IM TAKING U OUT!

all you small time rappers should really stop the debate,
cause the man of chance has come to settle yo fate!
all you MCs think you bad on these sites with hashtags,
and in reality you walk around stepping like faggs!
with your high heels and makeup,
bitches yall better shape up, i bomb like hiroshima with my detenator on the table!

What you said made me want to register
just to tell you that your bland and unclever
say something i havent heard before
you fuck nasty groupies i bet little whores
ones that like the taste of semen and like to be on tour
oh wait i think i gave you a little too much credit
your literally trying to rap on the internet
and everything you wrote wasnt even said yet
this technically isnt a free style and im not even done yet
you can say whatever you want to say about me
but just know that you will never doubt me because i only speak with truth
and sorry but word hippo just isnt something i do
i wrote this with only one tab open
now fuck your girl friend whos fat i think shes croakin
and please say say something about how i edited this shit
cuz at least my girlfriends pussy doesnt smell like armpit

i dont think what i said before was properly spoken
i got your bitch on the floor shes all wet and soaken
i sprayed her with my super soaker naw im just jokin
but i treated her like a slot machine and inserted one token
man sometimes i go off some really stupid shit
but have the shit i say prolly makes you clueless bitch

giggz wrote:i sprayed her with my super soaker naw im just jokin
but i treated her like a slot machine and inserted one token

You inserted one token? Token is the appropriate description,
Token's the impression you make, lyrics an inept depiction.
"Super soaker"? Your dick's microscopic, and you can't compensate.
"Jokin"? your flow's a joke *newsflash* Your rap is second rate.

Playing slot machines? Like your lyrics, this rap is a gamble.
You've come up with nothing, snake-eyes, your flow is a ramble.
Bramble, like your rhythm, not wanted and rather prickly.
Giggz, you're wannabe, in my presence you show as sickly.

giggz wrote:What you said made me want to register
just to tell you that your bland and unclever

giggz wrote:i wrote this with only one tab open
now fuck your girl friend whos fat i think shes croakin
and please say say something about how i edited this shit
cuz at least my girlfriends pussy doesnt smell like armpit

You have one tab open because that is all you can process,
Your one-track corpus callosum, what? Take a recess.
Yeah that's a science term, so try to "unclever" me.
My vocabulary's absurd, my IQ 193.

You talk like in bed you're the shit,
When really, in bed, you are simply shit.
You want my fat girlfriend, I already had yours.
You had mine on the floor? I have yours begging on all fours.
With you, your girlfriend's croakin' - the missionary,
You must be the boss?
With me she's screaming – the reverse cowgirl's easy.
She prefers the cross.

i had a really hard time making sense of that bro
this shit is just about as whack as your non existant flow
you try to sound smart but you speak with no art
your rhymes scheme stink just as bad as your farts
cuz guess what your not the best your shit does stink
i dont even want to bother with the rest
because you really do stink
your just not even worth the effort
now im a go back to your bitch and finish f'in her

i finish reading all the shit you had written
but percisely if you saw me in life you would choke spittin
because your hiding behind a computer screen
on your fat ass eating some the crumbs off your chest
talk like your the best and your iqs 193
when im an existentialist
i understand i dont know everything
but your lyrics are just generic its sickening
im sickly but obviously your doing some listening
i mean what i said inspired you admit it
you even referenced gambling off your wackest line is irritating ive had it
i hope when you read this you just give up and burn everything
because i got girls in the crowd wrestling for my lyrics that are so festering up woulnds inside your dreams and your pestering words literally mean nothing
like i said before that shit made no sense
you say your intelligent when your dumb as a door and mix up your present tense
are you sure english is even your first language?
because you speak like a foriegner should be working in the kitchen making sandwhiches
could you be any cornier please stop talking that whack shit
cuz i have heart bitch you lack this
after im done with your girl ill move on to your mom i can handle the extra baggage

Bow down to Giggz's written reply, I can see he has heart.
Bow down Giggz he's on top, up high. Damn he must be smart.
Oh wait, sarcastic tone doesn't show in writing?
Oh wait, I am just getting warmed up for a fighting.

giggz wrote:im sickly but obviously your doing some listening
i mean what i said inspired you admit it

I will start with this, some genuine praise.
To go toe to toe with me, you must really be brave.
My talent is inexperienced, it has just started demonstrations.
Admit you inspired me? Let this be both our inspirations.

giggz wrote:my lyrics that are so festering up woulnds inside your dreams

Wounds? Your rap is trying to cut me, tries to knock me to the ground.
But your punches are misses, your words fail to pound.
Let me show you how to land punches, the quid-pro-quo.
Sit down and brace yourself, here comes blow after blow.

giggz wrote:your pestering words literally mean nothing

Pester? I'll pester, I'm your pestilence, the bubonic plague.
Massacre you and your family – send you all to an early grave.
This avatar will save you? Please brother, it's an anecdote.
Looking for a saviour from bubonic plague? I'm telling you there is no antidote.

giggz wrote:i had a really hard time making sense of that bro

giggz wrote:you say your intelligent when your dumb as a door and mix up your present tense

You think I am mixing up my tenses?
I had and will have sex with your girlfriend and all your exs.
You had a hard time making sense of what I'm saying?
Of course it's difficult, even Basic English is hard for your foraying.

giggz wrote: if you saw me in life you would choke spittin

I'd choke spitting because your face kills on first sight.
It's the ugliest this world has ever seen, it's blight.
You could take the Medusa's place, Keto's daughter,
And now I come as Perseus, to take your head in slaughter.

giggz wrote: you speak like a foriegner should be working in the kitchen making sandwhiches
could you be any cornier please stop talking that whack shit

I am a foreigner but I still know English better than you.
I should make sandwiches? OK that's what I'll do.
I am in the kitchen right now, carving up your words like they're butter.
I am corny? Is that corned beef you want served with your stutter.
I am in the kitchen right now, making a sandwich to please.
I'll add your rap to this sandwich, it stinks like blue cheese.
I am sandwiching your lyrics with words that mess with your head.
This hardly a challenge for me, when I'm the best thing since sliced bread.


So let me bring this to a lyrical conclusion.
You may be good but that's no preclusion
To being outbattled, exit in confusion
You should know when you're outgunned by literary infusion
So exit now in time for this forceful exclusion
And live out the rest of your life in grandiose delusion.