freestyle comedy rap

ya seein poey girls lookin fine
I wanna make dem mine
couple of glasses of wine
then ya will destroyin da holes
like rory mcilroy in da us open
too much ail ya belly aint copein
don’t be sick on da floor dats wat ya hopein

embarrassed cos ya dick is standin up thinkin hes da real slim shady
putting comedy acts on pullin any lady
too messy to stand cos ya wasted ya heavy notes
buyin girls a bevvy to put ya tongue down there throats
too soft lendin girls ya coats
haha shes got a fellar put him dwn for jokes
cos av had a stripe me nose is throbbin
hes on da floor sobin
wide eye partyin thinkin ya batman an robin

haha at the slim shady dick reference