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Diss The Textee Above You

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ExCeed
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Re: Diss The Textee Above You

Post by ExCeed on Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:37 pm

The rules and raps for this thread I didn't listen
You know what tho, catch this i'm pissin
on the post above this and the lower one i'm shittin

You all have ego wanna be a hero? is that so?
Peeps wanna be some cowboy's with lassos
Peeps wanna also rap battle?
Wanna stir shit up? pick up that saddle
pick this prod up go out there and zap cattle
Cause peeps mistake me for a bong, when they rip me
They all think they're the smartest in the vicinity
They all think they put skill into this
Then peeps realize they out of weed and get figidy
I don't go by the name of peep don't start rippin me
Hey guy above stfu or keep sippin pee
I'll never turn to face the guy below me, I'll throw him some tp and say "you'll be washed up homey"

D.RUDE
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Re: Diss The Textee Above You

Post by D.RUDE on Tue Apr 24, 2012 1:59 am

Yo ExCeed. My name is Darren, call me D.RUDE 'cause i'll spit a flow faster than a rabbit jacked up and exstatic. I be Flippen' that shit, spitten' and makin 'ya think. Rippen' and slingin' that sling. You listenin', diggin' it. Explicit, exsquisit, ya' can't miss it. It's thumpin' it's beatin' it's ringin'. We ain't singin'. We bringin' dope shit that'll make you invision and listen. You shake and you quiver 'cause his beats make you fear 'em. The river gets bigger and bigger. When we sail by you we give you the finger. Remember the weather, 'cause it's yo head that we seber, forever, can't rip this 'cause it's made outta' leather, light as feather, etc. I'm watchin' you listen' and pissin' them britches, yeah i'm dissin'. Ya' eyes wide open, you ain't even blinking. I turn more heads than Abraham Lincoln.. Bitch.
-DCP
Keep talkin' ya' shit. All of you.
I'll kill a track like Busta Rhymes do.
I got skill unlike you fake ass rappers.
I can rap but i'm educated with a masters.
I'm that guy you see when you wake up from a bad dream, screamin.
With pee drippin' off 'ya knees 'cause you freeze. Bitch, you ain't no MC.
You're a fake ass wanna' be Jody Breeze.
Reppin' nothin' but untuned lyrics that makes spirits so scared that they fear it..
Now, I can't wait to see what kind of mediocre kid shit you gonna try to spit to get back at this.
'Cause it don't matter what you put together.
'Cause I know I got you in this battle
And every battle forever. Peace.

midnight_theory_
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Re: Diss The Textee Above You

Post by midnight_theory_ on Wed May 30, 2012 9:43 pm

Hey man, I'm trying to finish reading yo spit
But seriously, your lines are really boring as shit
You be spittin superfluous
But never be virtuous
You see the way I'm spittin might as well call me Confucious
You will never reach this level
Bow down to my bass treble
By the way you going dawg, you will never catch this pebble
I walk a higher plane
You be going down a drain
You be taking a local to my express 7 train
New York City's where I game
You can't catch up to my frames
Putting you to shame is my main aim
You get burn in my flames

D.RUDE
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Re: Diss The Textee Above You

Post by D.RUDE on Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:00 am

Yo homeboy. You talkin' 'bout my style of spitten'.
You obviously don't understand how to listen.
I'm enraged with anger, corrupted by haters.
Flew down from my planet and created a crater.
You want me to bow down to some cat that hated?
Motha' fucker I feel obligated to tell you I'm rated.
You faded.
I made it.
I'm paid bitch and you ain't shit.
Your freestyle sounds like the soundtrack to lilo&stitch.
Using words like superfluous. Reverse it.
I'll merk you. And hurt you. Twist you and twerk you.
Destroyed in this Virtue.
I will destroy you and all your boys too.
Thug life is what we bring.
Mother fucker.
Bow down to your King.

midnight_theory_
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Re: Diss The Textee Above You

Post by midnight_theory_ on Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:27 pm

So are you from Earth or are you actually a martian
I'm like the M.I.B., you better approach me with caution
I guess you're the latter after all since everyone hates you
But, give Earth a chance, you might come to like us too
Lilo & Stitch? That comparison's just might be it
After all, I'm the human taking care of you and shit
And I use words like "superfluous", cuz that's how you be speakin
You're new to the human language, you don't know the word, so I be teachin
It's ok to use my style, since you be leechin
I'm your role model, my status is what you wishin to be reachin
So, if you have more questions on how to spit, just come beseechin
I be more than willin to help, just hear my words, as I start preachin

-Midnight


Scripter
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Re: Diss The Textee Above You

Post by Scripter on Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:42 am

This dude thinks hes the shit and can spit
and teach lessons
your shit don't even rhyme
this is like the blind leading the blind
who you think your impressing?
you have no real punches
you whip out your dick and call it a weapon
in reality there is no reason for any man or women to step in
cause little pricks ain't nothing but foreskin
its superfluous when your in
between any ladies legs she keeps asking "are you sure your in?"
your raps are the crapshoot and their just boring....
bitch you need to get back on your corner
no telling how much trouble your pimp will say your in
your teeth are the color of another mans urine
and you have tans and burns on your forehead before after and during
the next payed sex cum bag filled movie your in
I pull out the cricket blow off your head and let you lay dead in the thicket
my dick you can get hit with it
bitches say its the thickest
ridic the way I make em cum true with a quickness
you say the same shit but refer to dudes and your shit list
you hold the world record for the amount of dicks at one time you can fit in

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Re: Diss The Textee Above You

Post by midnight_theory_ on Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:55 am

Here we go again
Is something wrong, my friend
I was reading yo shit, I was wondering when it was gonna end
All I see is you talking bout cums & penises
Either ya gay or ya insecure of how small ya weena is
When I preach I teach the truth
To reach out to kids like you
Including boys that don't know why
That only guys makes their dicks go high
You try hard to convince your chick
It's not her fault that your dick won't stick
I feel pity for you boy
When you're around girls you don't feel enjoyed
I hope I don't see you on the news
A boy hung himself from the noose

-Midnight

opiumwalls
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Re: Diss The Textee Above You

Post by opiumwalls on Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:09 am

the only midnight theory
worth a fucking toss
i fucked your sister (hairy)
and the bitch then fucked off

you're the insecure one
talking bout his wiener
you sick fuck, ur done
acting like you seen it

and suicide threats
that what you bring up?
a noose around the neck
ain't getting any props

see i'm a lyricist
you're a fucking fraud
i'm barely scraping the surface
of this weak-ass pussy broad

if you were at my place
id look you in the eye
id spit my phlegm in your face
make this pussy cry

just like a wet vagina
tears streaming little muff
but im too fuckn kind, i
know you aint so tough

i eat pussy, effectively
all the goddamn time
while you stand in burger king
waitin in a line

for your scrawny fries and whopper
shove another biggie in yo mouth
cause your daddy didnt stop it
jockin back and forth.

~OpiumWalls

midnight_theory_
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Re: Diss The Textee Above You

Post by midnight_theory_ on Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:02 pm

First of all, hop off of the rap texter right above me
You like making up fantasies of hairy pussies, well that's lovely
Defending a guy's penis, doesn't get any gayer
Don't wanna know what your scene is, cuz I'll prolly vomit later
And what's that about you wanting me at your place
Just solidifies my suspicions, the sweat rolling off your face
Spitting and making boys cry is your game?
Getting arrested and charged for abuse will be your aim
And you ate a cat?
The fuck is wrong with you?
How bout you eat the ice off my gat
Then ima be done with you


-Midnight

PipeBomb
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Re: Diss The Textee Above You

Post by PipeBomb on Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:50 pm


Look at this dude... his talk of gats aint got me fooled
On principle imma act like a Principle and get this fool schooled
Truthful, viscous and rude when in the mood im all three
Rhymes soul explosives,get ya spirit bombed like Dragon Ball Z
Girl got wishful thinking of dick lickin so across her face I drag-em' balls G
You wanna be ballsy Then strap up and try and go against me
But don't cry for back up when you get backed up against a wall please

midnight_theory_
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Re: Diss The Textee Above You

Post by midnight_theory_ on Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:41 pm

Aite kid
I've been analyzing yo spit
After the first two bars, all yo lines went down to shit
What's this, talkin bout dragonball z
Grow up kid, yo childish act be laggin on me
Come back in ten years when you grow a bar
You like a dial-up connection, your lines won't get so far

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Re: Diss The Textee Above You

Post by PipeBomb on Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:39 am

Analyzing spit? This hater think he a forensic investigator
It fitting because I kill it when I type or put pen to paper
Spit bullets,when I say that don't mean it metaphorical
So what I suggest is that you get a vest for your corporal
Put me to the test I hope my sinister morals are easy to digest
I'll eat y'all,midnight_theory? Nah midnight_snack more or less.


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Re: Diss The Textee Above You

Post by midnight_theory_ on Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:42 pm

Feb 06 was my bday, wish my gift was a blast
Instead, my present's a dud-bomb who raps half-assed
Why it gotta be you of all people
It's "freestyle fail" the sequel
Told you it takes ten years to be my equal
The consequences be lethal
What you got yourself in you'll never understand
Nothing's a coincidence, you're fuck-up is all part of the plan
You're a bomb, my weapon to show niggas I'm H.A.M.
You can't blow up cuz I got the trigger to make you go BAM!
So do what a good tool does and shut up
Or I make you a nobody begging for change with a cup


descript
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Re: Diss The Textee Above You

Post by descript on Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:00 pm

im taking you out of this world you see you dont exist to me
dont need to fight you but i will destroy you lyrically
physically your nothin to me ill beat your ass with one hand
one blow will leave your skull fractured and dead where you land
damn you really thought that you could step to this
your hot shit? your flow is like a dude that cant piss

h3ritic
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Re: Diss The Textee Above You

Post by h3ritic on Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:42 pm

listen
I don't need to mention, not even for an instance//
that the shit you're spittin is written//
cause I'm reading it from this list of:
crap rappers//
that have a lack of vocabulary adjectives//
that probably only have a third grade vernacular//

descript//
you wrote that and are at peace with//
the fact that your last line wasn't even decent?//
You're on the de-cent//
Far beyond reason//
I'm eating//
fools like you for breakfast, lunch, dinner and every thing between it//

I'm so high up on the rap scale, I can't even see you//
I don't need to beef or fight, I'll just sneak through//
your weak lines and watch my rhymes defeat you//
head for the door cause I've settled the score, I shouldn't waste anymore of my time for some one who can't even breath dude//
I'll leave you dead on the floor, walk away, while my metaphors continue to beat you//

-h3ritic

The Rave
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Re: Diss The Textee Above You

Post by The Rave on Sun May 19, 2013 11:16 pm

Been lying in wait to shake and break this fake like a quake.
No mistake, and it's no debate. I don't placate when awake.
See you chopping vocab in half to show you haven't been halved.
So deluded are you. I rip you up, clasp halves like some hasps.

You missed dinner and even lunch because I munched you at brunch.
Bunch of chumps like you've been dumped in spews of their own vomitus.
Come one, come all. Come on and awe at how this h3ritic falls.
You claw and crawl with wherewithal. I moonwalk as all applaud.

D.RUDE
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Re: Diss The Textee Above You

Post by D.RUDE on Sat Jun 29, 2013 3:03 am

Yo, Check it. D.RUDE is back bitches. Iiight.
Niggas always on the net talkin' straight shit.
You talkin' 'bout my paper? That's a fuckin' death wish.
Bleedin' from the head, nigga just got shot.
Point blank range on the motha' fuckin' dot.
Niggas tryna' stick me for my paper and pills.
Everyday shit stackin' hundred dolla bills.
Freestyle rap when the beat fuckin' drops.
Step up to the mic and you know that shit is hot.
Pullin out my glock you know i squeeze and bust.
Burn trees and puff. Puff pass.
Who the fuck is that?
That's darren on the track, make you have a heart attack.
Motha' fuck need to sit down and relax.
Bitches be trippen bout' the 6 bodybags.
Shawty wrapped up in rags.
And to all the niggas tryna' kick it to a fresh beat.
Remember me. Real G.
Peace.

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Wtf

Post by tastheillest on Sun Nov 24, 2013 10:09 pm

Niggas be thinking they hard and shit
But the only thing hard up in here is this dick and that's only cuz I'm Finns fuck d.rudes BITCH
Nigga please u don't u don't even wanna fuck with me
Grilling niggas like motherfuckin apple bees
yea I'm Finna get my snap chat on
SHITS GOIN DOWN GOT MY MOTHERFUCKIN CAPS LOCK ON
niggas think this a game Nintendo
But is my world just look out the window
Dropkickin bitches like Bruce lee
Bang a girl and I think her was Lucy
But these d.rudes gay talking motherfuckin fruity

dmbowie89
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Re: Diss The Textee Above You

Post by dmbowie89 on Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:12 pm

Tastetheillest got me sick from his lyrics
Lyrical poisoning gave me the shits
ill spit down your throat and piss down your back
your whack and about to be feel my dick rub across your ass crack
I taste the rainbow with elbows and fist fucking
Ill have my dick so far down your throat your no longer sucking
Your nothing but a clown at a dick circus
jerking cock at your house with open curtains

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Re: Diss The Textee Above You

Post by Drakilla on Fri Dec 06, 2013 8:26 pm

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Re: Diss The Textee Above You

Post by UnculJulio90300060 on Tue Apr 14, 2015 5:56 pm

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smoked out licoln dro on the dash
your rhymes suck like GTA IV
I'm hardcore your just a weak whore
If I kill a judge im on the front page
if you kill a judge spit on your face
cuz you sleepin boy
youse a thinking boy
you on the ground couphin blood tweakin boy
what was you thinkin boy oh you a thinking boy
no more blinking boy you a leaking boy
I'm a racist and you a Lincoln boy
I catch cases
your parents take your fuckin toys

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