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    SHADY SOLDIER
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    Battle Me Bitches!

    Post by SHADY SOLDIER on Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:04 am

    yall scared ta see me on da mic cause i might say
    somthing ya might not like, like i'm da great white...
    Yo, if hind site's 20/20 you should have ya eyes riped out
    and glued to ya ass...
    So you can look back in da past & see how bad
    i just spanked dat ass...
    I ain't try'n to win dis battle i'm all ready da best...
    So i'ma give you da mike and let you finish da rest... lol!

    Endology
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    Re: Battle Me Bitches!

    Post by Endology on Sat Sep 10, 2011 11:14 am

    You make everyone laugh at you, somebody must of told ya,
    I,d be more scared of dolly parton than some shady solider.
    So please forigive me if I dont sound too sympathetic,
    Your just a faggin fag faggot, dont you get it.
    Forget it, Your ryhmes are wasted,
    Yo moms ass I tasted, She got turkey pasted.

    And here, have the mic back I think you need it,
    You just got lyrically wasted like a piece of dogshit.
    And if you have any sense you'll keep your fuckin mouth shut,
    Talk shit back again and my dick will be in ya butt.
    You'll get fucked so hard you'll wish you was a bitch,
    Stabbed in the chest and left to die in some muddy ditch.
    So turn around and walk away,
    everyone here now knows your gay.
    He's a faggot, hear what they say
    everyone now knows your gay.




    Unit6
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    Re: Battle Me Bitches!

    Post by Unit6 on Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:18 pm

    You better back up and get back on the shelf,
    No point battling when your no better than your self,
    See I rap because I can, you can't rap for shit,
    You may as well keep the mic for something to play with.
    You call yourself a great white, but i'm nothing more than human,
    wait, isn't your real name Susan!?
    The man that pretends to be a woman, now thats confusing.
    Your name is shady soldier, but you don't want war with me cause,
    you'll get more lead then a pencil com-pany does.
    This shits for real, and you rap from your arsehole,
    go get some new lines, a new name and a new flow!

    Cik Bodybag J
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    Re: Battle Me Bitches!

    Post by Cik Bodybag J on Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:28 pm

    I'm scared to see you on the mic, but not for the same reasons.
    You ain't no great white, more like shrimp seasonin's.
    The only eyes glued to my ass, is ya wifes,
    Talkin shit I'll slash that ass up with knifes,
    And you aint spankin my shit, faggot!
    You prolly have so many dudes gang bangin you, it looks like city traffic.
    You ain't tryin to win the battle just cause you know you're gunna lose
    Anyone call me a bitch, best bet I'm gunnin' fools, fuck the rules,
    Fuck around and catch a gun blast.
    I finished the rest, just like you asked.

    BigBeast
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    Re: Battle Me Bitches!

    Post by BigBeast on Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:25 am

    PARDON MY INTERUPTION, cough , THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD PLACE FOR MY INTRODUCTION,
    frankly, YOUR A PEICE OF SH*T, AND YOUR RAPS ARE funkin WORTHLESS, they shoulda cut you off in the
    beginning and stabbed you in the funkin uterus, and dont call it a rapper pursacution,
    this is just the start of a lyrical segration, killin rappers like that tall dude from taken, just poor
    little b*tches caught up in the wrong situation, puss in boots each time they have to face him,,
    i know what i am, a Beast in its true faction, doin it for the love but mostly for the passion,
    ask your girl about that lyrical attraction, and i leave on her face so no need for maskin,
    ANd when it comes to the game you better believe im ruthless, controlling yall b*tches from
    the back like your name was toothless, and i can tell by the look on your face that yall already knew this,
    im having lunch with silverstone while the rest of yall b*tches are just clueless, why put yourself through this,
    man this war and you better believe i know my enemy, track your every move and studying all your funkin tendencies,
    steady watching for assassin like i was on starship serenity, professor x of the game with my lyrical telepathy,
    watch how how i control your mind with each and every line, playing with your emotions with each and every rhyme,
    calling out Kirk as you your left in the corner crying, confusing the name cause all yall rappers just got left behind.














    Kastaway
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    Re: Battle Me Bitches!

    Post by Kastaway on Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:29 am

    Everybody raps about how they're a fucking beast,
    but really cock is big beast's gay ass feast.
    only 4 people posted onto this thread,
    but they all suck dick and i shot em till they're dead.
    Take a fat bong rip straight to my head,
    while a horny bitch is sucking my dick in my bed,
    Straight up shooting bullets made of god damn led,
    and i drive at 105 even when the light is red.

    and endology why do you talk about putting your dick in a dudes asshole?
    dont spend all your time dreaming about sucking some dudes pole,
    instead dream of fucking a bitch and filling her up so she's whole.
    why the fuck would you be afraid of dolly parton?
    ill kill that bitch and you'll see her face on a milk carton.
    so you better revise your shit before you post it,
    because most of your shit sucks and you just can boast it,
    when i write mine, i whip out a joint and roast it.

    ExCeed
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    Re: Battle Me Bitches!

    Post by ExCeed on Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:08 pm

    Aw i'm sorry, but how am I gonna battle that ^
    How can I pitty AND battle rap?
    They prolly stare hard at the lines, GET CADERACTS x*(
    The closest shine you'll ever have to the sun and shit
    Is you being out in the sun, you sunny shit
    now that's some funny shit
    There's no time limit on a forum, Kastaway
    How the fuck long does your bong rip take, half a day?
    Nothing funnier than a stoner on a tantrum
    Just know I go ham son
    Make this your ringback
    So I go samson right in your samsung.
    Don't look for these lines in a pop song they're not there
    don't watch my money flop long cause it flips there
    you won't got songs when I get there
    with pot gone your lips scared
    the shit that your lips aired
    diappered with quick care.

    RonG
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    Re: Battle Me Bitches!

    Post by RonG on Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:14 pm

    Yo your rhymes are weak
    But no worries cause RonG is here
    Your style reaks
    And to my eyes it brings tears
    I cannot believe
    That you think you invoke fear
    Your future is bleak
    Cause im in 5th gear.
    Im sick of all these rappers, wanna be like em
    Im a white boy, but i know im nothing like them
    I rap about real stuff, like what goes on in my world
    Not about doin drugs, gettin money or pullin girls
    Get your self in check, young buhl, you aint real
    Ive seen better rappers in my sleep, but you, you're just weird
    A wanna be, has been, your career will be washed up
    Before you even start, where as me, im like a mack truck
    Bigger than you, your crew, and ya moms too,
    So, sit down lil homie, yeah thats right,
    Im talkin to you
    So back up
    Before i crack ya neck, make ya snap back like a ball cap
    And also snap you in two, or four, if you like kit kats

    ExCeed
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    Re: Battle Me Bitches!

    Post by ExCeed on Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:28 pm

    You're dead rong, more washed up than kastaway
    You're all wrong, you threw the right out, right away
    I'm kinda right when I say you need white-out, right away

    Your rhymes seem weird, at least I rap about money
    you don't jive for the money, get live for the money
    you don't dodge drive by's, slap green five's for the money
    You don't put in work in the hive for your honey
    Yet your mouth run like a drum from the energizer bunny.

    bitch I live for getting LIVE when I rap is when I thrive, When I spit is when you listen when you react is when you LIE.
    You prolly have some loose screws, trouble sleepin at night.
    YOU ARE NOT BUILT FOR THIS RONG
    I was right.
    What's the damn plan?
    The sandman deliver some afghan?
    You smoke a splyff to numb the heartache then walk around with a heart stake claimin everyone's heart's fake. YOU ARE CAKE.

    In all honesty, don't start something you can't finish,
    Really online and in 5th gear? pff I begin at the finish line, you end when it's dinner time.
    You can't type/understand/spit a rhyme so you're not in your prime.
    Now you colliding with the path of a man who's in his prime.
    Nagging me like a bitch named eve yeah you're in my prime,Rib, I said it's dinner-time. Don't act like you're close to me just close enough for dinner chymes.

    ExCeed
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    Re: Battle Me Bitches!

    Post by ExCeed on Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:33 pm

    RonG wrote:Yo your rhymes are weak
    But no worries cause RonG is here
    Your style reaks
    And to my eyes it brings tears
    I cannot believe
    That you think you invoke fear
    Your future is bleak
    Cause im in 5th gear.
    Im sick of all these rappers, wanna be like em
    Im a white boy, but i know im nothing like them
    I rap about real stuff, like what goes on in my world
    Not about doin drugs, gettin money or pullin girls
    Get your self in check, young buhl, you aint real
    Ive seen better rappers in my sleep, but you, you're just weird
    A wanna be, has been, your career will be washed up
    Before you even start, where as me, im like a mack truck
    Bigger than you, your crew, and ya moms too,
    So, sit down lil homie, yeah thats right,
    Im talkin to you
    So back up
    Before i crack ya neck, make ya snap back like a ball cap
    And also snap you in two, or four, if you like kit kats

    You went into 5th gear and stopped. Your rhymes must have seen harold at the light, they got shot. You clumsy at night, so when ppl wake up in the morn. They gonna see you in the herald in the light xD

    werred
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    Re: Battle Me Bitches!

    Post by werred on Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:03 pm

    you all suck dick
    you all doggs, im micheal vick
    fight to the death bitch, im katniss
    This isnt your key to happiness
    Every morning promtly at 5:30
    i get up bright,nice, and early
    only to come beat you bitches down to hell
    you pain my gain and you cower in a shell
    so howya doin, fucking crab
    burn your ass with chemicals i mix in a lab
    and after im done
    I had all my fun
    I whoop you all till i cant no more
    you watch marathons of jersey shore
    well i have class
    my girls gota nice ass
    but you sit around at computers
    jerking off to games, giving yourself first person shooters.
    and what poor manners, you didnt even offer the mic
    ill pull out my glock bitches, go take a hike
    one warning shot you better run
    ima marksman, the target is you
    I aint no attila the hun
    I just came to have my fun

    Kastaway
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    Re: Battle Me Bitches!

    Post by Kastaway on Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:40 am

    well, you see y'all think i wouldn't post back,
    but its not hard to beat rappers that be doing crack.
    god damn, your rhymes are wack,
    i'm a pimp and y'all just hoes, it's time for the smack.

    I bet you're pretty startled when i spit out my flows,
    i turn the sky black like a murder of crows,
    yeah, i've fucked so many hoes,
    my blood is green like a predator, hell yeah it glows.

    why would you wake up at 5:30 to get on a rap forum?
    god your retarded who let you out of the sanatorium?
    i dont have anything to do, so i drink rum.
    you can't construct a flow, your just too fucking dumb.

    if your driving round and you start to hear a beep,
    go ahead and take a look underneath your jeep,
    its where i planted c4 before i went to sleep,
    that shits gunna blow up, your body's in the heap.

    MC Ghosty
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    Re: Battle Me Bitches!

    Post by MC Ghosty on Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:40 pm

    This gay homosapien couldnt even handle heavy bars in the gymnasium
    Im just a sick alien, while in this game you still need an insane cranium
    I spit ill scripts, My flows more sicker than psychopaths in a packed stadiums
    I hit quicker, my dick's bigger and my punchlines are harder than tanium
    I still will kill dykes with mics tonight, your style just doesn't fill right
    I'm when I strike and slice, you need to start swining that steel pipe
    I drop ill shit like a flock of flying birds, I'm still able to rock rhyming words
    With these quotes I'm at your throat like dracula, and I will block crying girls
    I mean rappers, I'm like food poisoning because your stomach can't stand me
    Win me? You've got more chance of ICP winning or being nominated for a grammy
    My facts and tracks are that sick they come with a major health warning
    I stack when I rap against wacks, you won't even see the next morning
    I will murder you and your crew, and then I'll fill ya house with shoeprints
    Think that your ill, I'm tellin ya now you've been reading the wrong blueprints
    I will rinse my 2 feet after I stomped on you, my flow will blow stuff outta proportion
    I can see that your new to this, by the way I've killed more kids than abortion
    I'm the greatest, I'll bury you in the dirt so you claim to have an underground status
    I aim with insane precision, my brain changes games, you fucking bloody ignoramus





    ExCeed
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    Re: Battle Me Bitches!

    Post by ExCeed on Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:53 pm

    Lol@MC

    MC Ghosty
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    Re: Battle Me Bitches!

    Post by MC Ghosty on Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:47 pm

    What's so funny?"

    ExCeed
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    Re: Battle Me Bitches!

    Post by ExCeed on Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:43 pm

    MC Ghosty wrote:What's so funny?"

    Aliens could be a sexless identity

    Kastaway
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    Re: Battle Me Bitches!

    Post by Kastaway on Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:22 pm

    whats the deal old man, you try to rap battle a teenager,
    how damn old are you? i bet your still use a pager,
    im 16 but i've been to more than one fucking rager,
    fuck that gay place called baltimore, i'll use it as my toilet paper.

    i may be new to the game, but im in first place,
    i'll use a butter knife to cut off your fucking face,
    you little bitch i've started to put you in your place,
    your mommy doesnt love you, you're a fucking disgrace.

    my rhymes leave giant holes where i've been like godzilla,
    i'm fucking ruthless like that hun that goes by the name atilla,
    i leave you uneasy for a while like you just watched a thrilla,
    i use my hands as weapons and im still a fucking killa!

    i'm not gunna back down, you silly fucking clown!
    im the only master, bow down to my epic crown,
    it's forged from gold and 100 karat blood diamonds,
    one day i'll grow my own chron on a chain of pacific islands.

    i preach the words of the wu, you better protect your neck,
    i'm pretty good at rapping, kinda like inspectah deck,
    you're in alot of pussy shit, like ben afleck,
    don't even bring up daredevil, or pay the royalty check.


    im like a fucking pharoh! farao

    JayWilliams2011
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    Re: Battle Me Bitches!

    Post by JayWilliams2011 on Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:50 am

    This is all shit, What the fuck is this,
    100 people that all fuckin flitch,
    I bet you all snitch,
    I'll treat you like a bitch,
    but lets get to the real problem right now,
    Soldier says he is a great white,
    I think he's another fake dyke,
    fuck the mic, you need to get your ryhmes right,
    cause if I come into destory you,
    then these lyrics will be right here for you,
    let me introduce myself,
    my name is Jay Williams,
    dis songs are what I do everyday I kill'em,
    cause half of your rappers need to think of shit before you say em,
    but me I can make this shit sound perfessionally fine,
    the only thing I do is make these ryhmes,
    but fuck this and fuck you,
    this m9 to you will be new,
    pop the gun just for fun,
    and after i'm done it'll be gone,
    your lyrics are destoried and I haven't even begun.


    Kastaway
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    Re: Battle Me Bitches!

    Post by Kastaway on Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:34 am

    well you certainly can't challenge me on this glorious holiday,
    I'm an instant classic like silent bob and his main man jay,
    i write this nice shit while i listen to some dope beats,
    i do lethal shit every day on the fucking streets.
    You're a bitch, so here's a couple of tiny dog treats,
    Your bitch thinks i do good, so she gives me her teets.

    I listen to the inspirational words of krs-one,
    i kill mother fuckers just for mother fucking fun,
    i'll beat you with some rebar, i don't need a gun,
    i get alot of honor just like the rising sun.

    When it comes to rapping, you know im a professional,
    I heard you told a preacher you were gay in a confessional,
    i can fucking rap forever, my skills are perpetual,
    i'll smash a fucking hammer into your god damn testicle!


    MC Ghosty
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    Re: Battle Me Bitches!

    Post by MC Ghosty on Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:07 am

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